Big Apple Young Republican MAGA douchebag Gavin Wax, his fiance Chelsea, and their dog "Caesar."
So here's my father's Caesar Salad dressing recipe.
Let's dedicate it to their dog. I seriously doubt my father would've had any contempt for the canine. Instead, let's focus our animosity toward G. Wax. Not to be confused with my friend G. Max.
As for Gavin, and to a lesser extent, Chelsea... let's dedicate a few Trump Dumps. Keep in mind, I'm secretly hoping that Gavin and his fiance are severely allergic to garlic and anchovies. First cold pressed olive oil would be a bit of a stretch.
This particular Roberto Clemente Bridge Trump Dump just won't go away. It's nuts! Mets flushed the Pirates 6-3 last night. |
Wax
sonofsaf
Let’s kill Gavin Wax, he’s the friend of a clown
No doubt mother be fuckin’
Eats McDonald’s quarter pound
He’ll be hatin’ Rachel Maddow cunt and total goon
‘Cause that liar’s a-blowin’, a tiny, mushroom tune
Let’s kill Gavin Wax, he’s the friend of a clown
No doubt mother be fuckin’
Eats McDonald’s quarter pound
MAGA’s fuckin’ gay, Proud Boys, Oath Keepers scorn
Jared fuckin’ Kushner, Lord, and Stormy Daniels porn
Let’s kill Gavin Wax, he’s the friend of a clown
No doubt mother be fuckin’
Eats McDonald’s quarter pound
Axe
The Steel Woods
I will swing my axe, don't let the flames go down
Carve out some of that kindlin'
There's plenty of wood around
Well I've seen the Devil's shadow underneath the moon
Keep that fire a-goin', the sun is coming soon
I will swing my axe, don't let the flames go down
Carve out some of that kindlin'
There's plenty of wood around
When I'm old and gray and these two hands are worn
Cross me over Jordan, Lord, and I'll keep heaven warm
I will swing my axe, don't let the flames go down
Carve out some of that kindlin'
There's plenty of wood around
The Steel Woods have played the Burgh twice. Once in 2018 at Stage AE. The other time in Lawrenceville at the Thunderbird in 2023. Never seen 'em.