Disputing characterizations of "mushroom" and "tiny"... Reschenthaler speaks to Congress about the size of Trump's penis. |
I noticed this letter to the editor in yesterday's Pittsburgh Post-Gazette regarding our neighboring Congressman.
I would like to thank US Representative Guy Reschenthaler for providing endless comic relief with his attempt to rename Dulles Airport for his dear leader (“Reschenthaler raises the bar for Trump sycophants,” Apr. 5). I am concerned, though that the good representative has aimed perhaps a bit too low.
Why not the United States of TrumpAmerica? Or Trumpsylvania? Certainly every courthouse could be named Trump courthouse, for the obvious reason. Or maybe a law that requires every firstborn male to be named Trump?
I am a bit surprised that Rep. Reschenthaler would even appear to suggest that Abraham Lincoln was a better president than Mr. Trump. After all, Mr Trump would have likely solved that pesky Civil War issue in a matter of days with his unmatched brilliance, right?
Jack Bova
Pitcairn
Much to the chagrin of mankind, I actually like the idea of renaming Dulles after Trump.
An outdated Dump. Reminiscent of Dulles. |
But I prefer a more apt description. For example,
Trump Dump International Airport --- straight to the point
Orange Prolapse International Airport --- bulging with the venereal veneer of anal freedom
Trumpin' 'n Dumpin' International --- has a certain je ne sais quoi or shall we say, yinzer bella figura.
Guy Reschenthaler
sonofsaf
Guy Reschenthaler
Loves the Orange Prolapse
Dollar For Dollar
They Might Be Giants
Dollar for dollar
Invest in the Past
They Might Be Giants kicks off their U.S. spring tour with 3 nights in, drumroll please... Millvale!
Yep, Mr. Small's Theatre (May 9-11).
The Big Lie 100: (#1653)
#2216. For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)
#2217. Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)
#2218. Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)
#2219. Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)
#2220. Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)
#2221. Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)
#2222. Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)
#2223. Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#2224. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)
#2225. Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)
#2226. Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)
#2227. Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)
#2228. Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)
#2229. Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)
#2230. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)
#2231. Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)
#2232. Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)
#2233. Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)
#2234. 5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)
#2235. Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You --- The Vaselines)
#2236. Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)
#2237. Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)
#2238. Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)
#2239. Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)
#2240. DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)
#2241. Swift (Rift --- Phish)
#2242. Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)
#2243. Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)
#2244. Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)
#2245. Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)
#2246. Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)
#2247. Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)
#2248. Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)
#2249. Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)
#2250. Dictator (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)
#2251. Kenneth Paxton (Love Boat Captain --- Pearl Jam)
#2252. The Digital Mugshot Edition (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)
#2253. Trump Tower (Sunflower --- Neil Diamond)
#2254. Kid Rock Will Dine (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)
#2255. Playin' The Browns (Send In The Clowns --- Barbara Streisand)
#2256. Foxmania (Albania --- Nicholas Colasanto / Cheers Episode)
#2257. Guy Reschenthaler (Dollar For Dollar --- They Might Be Giants)
#2258. Reschenthaler (Dollar, Dollar --- PJ Harvey)
#2259. Kid's Cock (We Rock --- Dio)
#2260. Reschenthaler (Greenback Dollar --- Woody Guthrie)
#2261. It's Hunter's Laptop From Hell (I Think I'm Going To Hell --- My Morning Jacket)
#2262. Laptop Hell (Silver Bells --- Dean Martin)
#2263. Good! (Would? --- Alice In Chains)