Big Apple Young Republican MAGA douchebag Gavin Wax, his fiance Chelsea, and their dog "Caesar."
So here's my father's Caesar Salad dressing recipe.
Let's dedicate it to their dog. I seriously doubt my father would've had any contempt for the canine. Instead, let's focus our animosity toward G. Wax. Not to be confused with my friend G. Max.
As for Gavin, and to a lesser extent, Chelsea... let's dedicate a few Trump Dumps. Keep in mind, I'm secretly hoping that Gavin and his fiance are severely allergic to garlic and anchovies. First cold pressed olive oil would be a bit of a stretch.
This particular Roberto Clemente Bridge Trump Dump just won't go away. It's nuts! Mets flushed the Pirates 6-3 last night. |
Wax
sonofsaf
Let’s kill Gavin Wax, he’s the friend of a clown
No doubt mother be fuckin’
Eats McDonald’s quarter pound
He’ll be hatin’ Rachel Maddow cunt and total goon
‘Cause that liar’s a-blowin’, a tiny, mushroom tune
Let’s kill Gavin Wax, he’s the friend of a clown
No doubt mother be fuckin’
Eats McDonald’s quarter pound
MAGA’s fuckin’ gay, Proud Boys, Oath Keepers scorn
Jared fuckin’ Kushner, Lord, and Stormy Daniels porn
Let’s kill Gavin Wax, he’s the friend of a clown
No doubt mother be fuckin’
Eats McDonald’s quarter pound
Axe
The Steel Woods
I will swing my axe, don't let the flames go down
Carve out some of that kindlin'
There's plenty of wood around
Well I've seen the Devil's shadow underneath the moon
Keep that fire a-goin', the sun is coming soon
I will swing my axe, don't let the flames go down
Carve out some of that kindlin'
There's plenty of wood around
When I'm old and gray and these two hands are worn
Cross me over Jordan, Lord, and I'll keep heaven warm
I will swing my axe, don't let the flames go down
Carve out some of that kindlin'
There's plenty of wood around
The Steel Woods have played the Burgh twice. Once in 2018 at Stage AE. The other time in Lawrenceville at the Thunderbird in 2023. Never seen 'em.
The Big Lie 100: (#1654)
#2216. For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)
#2217. Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)
#2218. Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)
#2219. Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)
#2220. Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)
#2221. Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)
#2222. Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)
#2223. Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#2224. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)
#2225. Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)
#2226. Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)
#2227. Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)
#2228. Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)
#2229. Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)
#2230. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)
#2231. Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)
#2232. Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)
#2233. Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)
#2234. 5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)
#2235. Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You --- The Vaselines)
#2236. Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)
#2237. Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)
#2238. Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)
#2239. Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)
#2240. DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)
#2241. Swift (Rift --- Phish)
#2242. Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)
#2243. Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)
#2244. Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)
#2245. Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)
#2246. Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)
#2247. Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)
#2248. Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)
#2249. Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)
#2250. Dictator (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)
#2251. Kenneth Paxton (Love Boat Captain --- Pearl Jam)
#2252. The Digital Mugshot Edition (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)
#2253. Trump Tower (Sunflower --- Neil Diamond)
#2254. Kid Rock Will Dine (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)
#2255. Playin' The Browns (Send In The Clowns --- Barbara Streisand)
#2256. Foxmania (Albania --- Nicholas Colasanto / Cheers Episode)
#2257. Guy Reschenthaler (Dollar For Dollar --- They Might Be Giants)
#2258. Reschenthaler (Dollar, Dollar --- PJ Harvey)
#2259. Kid's Cock (We Rock --- Dio)
#2260. Reschenthaler (Greenback Dollar --- Woody Guthrie)
#2261. It's Hunter's Laptop From Hell (I Think I'm Going To Hell --- My Morning Jacket)
#2262. Laptop Hell (Silver Bells --- Dean Martin)