The Orange Prolapse endorsed Austin Smith for the State House in Arizona.
But it turns out that Smith, who once tweeted that "signature verification in Maricopa County is a joke," got busted for forging over 100 signatures on his election petition. Smith denounced the allegations... calling them "ludicrous." And then promptly dropped out of the race.
Of course Smith was also a major purveyor of the big lie and incessantly complained about nonexistent voter fraud in Trump's 2020 loss. Well, at least he's consistent.
Incidentally, my biggest pet peeve is parents who name their children after cities in Texas (Austin, Dallas, Houston, Tyler, etc.). Although I do kinda like the idea of a morbidly obese kid named Lubbock. Or a crazy, spastic punk named Waco.
A rare "boomerang" Dump. |
Austin Smith
sonofsaf
Majority leader
The Orange Prolapse opened wide
More fake news truth his guide
Trump’s daughter wife Jew she lied
Because Ivanka’s a cunt
Donald’s a piece of shit
Coup’ d’etat plan and Austin Smith
Relient K
Plead the Fifth
That night at the theater
An impersonator died
And Mr. Booth was tried
I just kept the truth inside
And in the courtroom the judge
Will not catch wind of this
Up there on stand I plead the fifth
This band, this song, and this parody all have one thing in common. They all suck.
From 2001 to the present, Relient K has played the Burgh a grand total of 9 times. Never heard of 'em.