"So many clowns, so little time."
Just a statistically insignificant glimpse into the dark world of AI.
That clown montage reminded me of the "heavy metal cookbook." Merely a harmless generational warfare manifesto I wrote a few years ago.
Warning: Don't read it. Because if you do, there's no going back.
The leanin' Tower of Dumpin'. |
Ancient Stormy secret huh! Hey, bad things come in tiny mushroom packages. |
Trump Is A Clown
sonofsaf
Ivanka’s cumming, daughter wife’s outta line
Her ass is stinking but her butt is sublime
Trump is a clown
Has a job to blow
He’ll suck you
His asshole is sore because a dildo yelled fore
Trump is a clown
That Stormy laid out on a Tahoe bed
She’s not a Jew, let’s end this kosher trend
Trump is a clown
Has a job to blow
He’ll suck you
His asshole is sore because a dildo yelled fore
Trump is a clown
Kushner’s a clown, Jew
Kushner’s a clown, Jew
Kushner’s a clown, Jew
Trump is a clown
Trump crappin’ is a golden toilet shit show
Pubic hair fell out long ago
Trump is a clown
Has a job to blow
He’ll suck you
His asshole is sore because a dildo yelled fore
Trump is a clown
Trump’s mushroom cock is a real tiny sight
Bulging and gay, Orange Prolapse drinks Bud Light
Trump is a clown
Has a job to blow
He’ll suck you
His asshole is sore because a dildo yelled fore
Trump is a clown
Kushner’s a clown, Jew
Kushner’s a clown, Jew
Kushner’s a clown, Jew
Trump is a clown
His morning wood, I know this sounds rather crass
As MAGA prays, the lord will fuck your ass
Trump is a clown
Has a job to blow
He’ll suck you
His asshole is sore because a dildo yelled fore
Trump is a clown
God is forsaking life on Easter Sunday
Your Jesus Christ is fuckin’ dead anyway
Trump is a clown
Has a job to blow
He’ll-suck-you
His asshole is sore because a dildo yelled fore
Trump is a clown, clown, clown, clown, clown, clown
His asshole is sore because a dildo yelled fore
Donald’s a clown
Don't Bring Me Down
E.L.O.
You got me running, going out of my mind
You got me thinking that I'm wasting my time
Don't bring me down
No, no, no, no, no
Ooh-ooh-hoo
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor
Don't bring me down
You wanna stay out with your fancy friends
I'm telling you, it's gotta be the end
Don't bring me down
No, no, no, no, no
Ooh-ooh-hoo
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor
Don't bring me down
Don't bring me down, Groos
Don't bring me down, Groos
Don't bring me down, Groos
Don't bring me down
What happened to the girl I used to know?
You let your mind out somewhere down the road
Don't bring me down
No, no, no, no, no
Ooh-ooh-hoo
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor
Don't bring me down
You're always talking 'bout your crazy nights
One of these days, you're gonna get it right
Don't bring me down
No, no, no, no, no
Ooh-ooh-hoo
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor
Don't bring me down
Don't bring me down, Groos
Don't bring me down, Groos
Don't bring me down, Groos
Don't bring me down
You're looking good, just like a snake in the grass
One of these days, you're gonna break your glass
Don't bring me down
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Ooh-ooh-hoo
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor
Don't bring me down
You got me shaking, got me running away
You got me crawling up to you everyday
Don't bring me down
No, no, no, no, no
Ooh-ooh-hoo
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor
Don't bring me down, down, down, down, down, down
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor
Don't bring me down
Probably the greatest ice skating rink song of all time. You know, when you're 10 years old.
Jeff Lynne returns to the Burgh on September 10, 2024. PPG Paints! F'in A.
From 1973
to 1981, Electric Light Orchestra played the Burgh a grand total of 6
times. Four times at the Civic Arena. And twice at the Stanley
Theatre.
Jeff Lynne:
8-16-18, Little Caesers Arena, Detroit, MI
8-1-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA