Much has been spoken of Governor Kristi Noem's unusual desire to assassinate her family's puppy dog. From what I understand, that bitch Cricket killed multiple chickens!
So she escorted the animal to a gravel pit and put a bullet in her face.
PNC Park - Roberto Clemente outfield entrance |
Hmm, in retrospect, maybe she could've simply dropped the dog off at an animal shelter. Why did the puppy have to be terminated? Just spitballing there.
Regardless, I'd like to hear more about Bubba (the sacrificial family goat). According to her own description of the events... Noem didn't like how the goat smelled. So she executed it as well.
Noem allegedly screamed at the animal, "You're the worst goat ever! The real G.O.A.T. is Donald J. Trump!"
Spotted at a bus stop on Ft. Duquesne Blvd. |
Cricket Has Died
sonofsaf
Kristi’s gonna be mad
No longer in play, hey
The GOP is so sad
And Matt Schlapp is gay
Noem’s doggie Cricket has died
Noem’s doggie Cricket has died
Noem’s doggie Cricket has died
Stormy affair
That bitch was her enemy
The Donald’s a clown, yeah
McDonald’s all is for me
Big Mac Quarter Pound
Noem’s doggie Cricket has died
Noem’s doggie Cricket has died
Noem’s doggie Cricket has died
Stormy affair
The Orange Prolapse is spreading a lie
Donald is not nice
Donald is not white you see
The Orange Prolapse will hopefully die
Donald is not nice
Donald is not white you see
Kristi’s gonna be mad
No longer in play, hey
The GOP is so sad
And Matt Schlapp is gay, yeah
Oh, Noem’s doggie Cricket has died
Noem’s doggie Cricket has died
Noem’s doggie Cricket has died
Stormy affair
The Orange Prolapse is spreading a lie
Donald is not nice
Donald is not white you see
The Orange Prolapse will hopefully die
Donald is not nice
Donald is not white you see
That bitch was her enemy
The Donald’s a clown, yeah
McDonald’s all is for me
Big Mac Quarter Pound
Ah, Noem’s doggie Cricket has died
Noem’s doggie Cricket has died
Noem’s doggie Cricket has died
Stormy affair
A stormy affair, a stormy affair
A stormy affair, a stormy affair
A stormy affair, a stormy affair (fade out)
Ticket To Ride
The Beatles
I think I'm gonna be sad
I think it's today, yeah
The girl that's driving me mad
Is going away
She's got a ticket to ride
She's got a ticket to ride
She's got a ticket to ride
But she don't care
She said that living with me
Is bringing her down, yeah
For she would never be free
When I was around
She's got a ticket to ride
She's got a ticket to ride
She's got a ticket to ride
But she don't care
I don't know why she's riding so high
She ought to think twice
She ought to do right by me
Before she gets to saying goodbye
She ought to think twice
She ought to do right by me
I think I'm gonna be sad
I think it's today, yeah
The girl that's driving me mad
Is going away, yeah
Oh, she's got a ticket to ride
She's got a ticket to ride
She's got a ticket to ride
But she don't care
I don't know why she's riding so high
She ought to think twice
She ought to do right by me
Before she gets to saying goodbye
She ought to think twice
She ought to do right by me
She said that living with me
Is bringing her down, yeah
For she would never be free
When I was around
Ah, she's got a ticket to ride
She's got a ticket to ride
She's got a ticket to ride
But she don't care
My baby don't care, my baby don't care
My baby don't care, my baby don't care
My baby don't care, my baby don't care (fade out)
Since 1990, Paul McCartney has played the Burgh a grand total of 6 times. And once with The Beatles back in '64.
Paul McCartney:
2-12-90, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH
4–29-02, Gund Arena, Cleveland, OH
8-18-10, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
7-7-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
Gnome Top 10:
#1. Noem Sweet Noem: (Motley Crue --- Home Sweet Home)
#242. Cumming Noem: (Scorpions --- Coming Home)
#249. Sweet Noem South Dakota: (Lynyrd Skynyrd --- Sweet Home Alabama)
#301. Welcome Noem Planetarium: (Metallica --- Welcome Home Sanitarium)
#302. Who Says You Can't Blow Noem: (Bon Jovi --- Who Says You Can't Go Home)
#303. Noem: (Daughtry --- Home)
#497. Can't Stand Kristi Noem: (Blind Faith --- Can't Find My Way Home)
#515. Fuck The Leech: (Jane's Addiction --- Up The Beach)
#535. Welcome Noem: (King Diamond --- Welcome Noem)
#536. Noem: (Phish --- Foam)
#703. Noem: (Unknown --- universal meditation mantra)
#704. Asshole Noem: (Astrodome --- Houston ex-mayor, Roy Hofheinz)
#721. I Haunt Kristi Noem (Me Want Honeycomb --- Post Mills marketing dept.)#1009. Noem (Home --- Foo Fighters)
#1319. Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home Country Roads --- John Denver)
#1813. Kristi Noem (Kodachrome --- Paul Simon)
#1816. Kristi Noem (Hell Is Chrome --- Wilco)
#2066. Noem (Roam --- The B-52's)
#2148. Kristi's, A Fucking Gnome (Mama, I'm Coming Home --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#2542. Cricket's Fucked (Lick It Up --- Kiss)
#2544. Cricket Has Died (Ticket To Ride --- The Beatles)