Oh, the 7 Wonders of the World...
Much to the collective dismay of mankind, I wrote a book about one of 'em. It's free.
The Colosseum. |
One day perhaps. Likely in the aftermath of the next 9/11.
Sometimes Mt. Rushmore makes the list of "modern" wonders.
An artist's rendition with the Orange Prolapse on the far right. |
It's no wonder Trump wants to be carved into that mountain. Needs to own the Sturgis libs. Although I'm not sure how you'd accurately depict and deliver that patented orange-ish rosy glow.
Maybe drizzle apricot or peach syrup via a dedicated rappelling team? I dunno.
Speaking of tourist destinations...
Main drag on West General Robinson Avenue. The Brew Crew beat the Buccos last night (3-2) at PNC Puke. |
Those
3 Dumps may not look like much. But the prime location and degree of
visibility make them excrementally superior. The Point State Park echo tunnel. Cry out!
Repeat after me... When I say Trump. You say Dump! Trump Dump! Trump Dump! When you say Dump, I say Trump! Dump Trump Dump Trump!
Donald Ain’t White
sonofsaf
T-R-U-M-P Trump is not white
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He’s the Orange Prolapsin’ colonic asshole
The Donald ain’t white, The Donald ain’t white
Stormy got his jism she’s a horseface troll
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Why-I-I is he not great
Why-I-I so full of hate
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To blow, you ought know
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Build the wall, toilet stall
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The Donald ain’t white, Donald ain’t white
Jared and Ivanka are both god damn Jews
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To blow, you ought know
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Build the wall, toilet stall
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Saturday Night
Bay City Rollers
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night
Gonna keep on dancin' to the rock and roll
On Saturday night, Saturday night
Dancin' to the rhythm in our heart and soul
On Saturday night, Saturday night
I-I-I-I just can't wait
I-I-I-I gotta date
At the good ol' rock and roll
Folk show, I've gotta go
Saturday night, Saturday night
Gonna rock it up, roll it up
Do it all, have a ball
Saturday night, Saturday night
S-S-S-Saturday night
S-S-S-Saturday night
S-S-S-Saturday night
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night
Gonna dance with my baby till the night is through
On Saturday night, Saturday night
Tell her all the little things I'm gonna do
On Saturday night, Saturday night
I-I-I-I love her so
I-I-I-I'm gonna let her know
At the good ol' rock and roll
Folk show, I've gotta go
Saturday night, Saturday night
Gonna rock it up, roll it up
Do it all, have a ball
Saturday night, Saturday night
S-S-S-Saturday night
S-S-S-Saturday night
S-S-S-Saturday night
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night
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S-S-S-Saturday night
S-S-S-Saturday night
S-S-S-Saturday night
S-S-S-Saturday night
S-S-S-Saturday night
S-S-S-Saturday night
The Bay City Rollers never rolled thru the Burgh.
This 1970's Scottish pop rock band has lost 3 of its 5 members to the grim yinzer. Yet, believe it or not, they played a show earlier this month in England.