Undoubtedly the only parody ever written about Congressman Lloyd Smucker (R-PA).
Er uh, hold up. A couple years ago, I penned #1228. Fuck You I'm Lloyd Smucker. (Hello From The Gutter --- Overkill)
Congressman Lloyd Smucker is doing an incredible job for the wonderful people of Pennsylvania’s 11th Congressional District! Lloyd is working hard to Secure the Border, Cut Wasteful Spending, Grow the Economy, Support our Military/Veterans, Protect our always under siege Second Amendment, and Stand Up to Joe Biden and his Radical Left Thugs who are trying to destroy our Country. Lloyd Smucker has my Complete and Total Endorsement!
Smucker seems well deserving of this nature-inspired Dump.
Fire and fury? Hell no. More like flora and fauna.
(mark 22:45)
Lloyd Smucker
sonofsaf
Why’s he so fucked up? That Lloyd’s a total schmuck,
Orange Prolapse stain’s the enemy!
Stormy Daniels chest is fake silicon shit,
Orange Prolapse stain’s the enemy!
Donald is gonna stump from the right
Ivanka wet dream maybe…
Dream daughter-wife!
His name’s Lloyd, a piece of shit
His name’s Lloyd so full of shit,
His name’s Lloyd a show of shit
He is Lloyd Smucker, jelly fucker!
His name’s Lloyd, a piece of shit
His name’s Lloyd so full of shit,
His name’s Lloyd a show of shit
He is Lloyd Smucker, jelly fucker!
Hush money is contrived, Trump’s spreading the big lie
Orange Prolapse stain’s the enemy!
Truth Social censorship, bad breath it will persist,
Orange Prolapse stain’s the enemy!
Wish my name was Lloyd, insurrection crime
Pennsylvania’s Lloyd Smucker
Coup d’etat crime
His name’s Lloyd, a piece of shit
His name’s Lloyd so full of shit,
His name’s Lloyd a show of shit
He is Lloyd Smucker, jelly fucker!
His name’s Lloyd, a piece of shit
His name’s Lloyd so full of shit,
His name’s Lloyd a show of shit
He is Lloyd Smucker, jelly fucker!
Blood Sucker
Wednesday 13
I've made my mind up, your blood I wanna suck,
Just tap the vein, give into me!
The sun, now has set, don't make me beg for it,
Just tap the vein, give into me!
We're the things that go bump in the night,
Go ahead and scream baby...
Scream for your life!
You've got blood and we want it,
You've got blood and we need it,
You've got blood and we'll drink it,
I'm a bloodsucker, motherfucker!
You've got blood and we want it,
You've got blood and we need it,
You've got blood and we'll drink it,
I'm a bloodsucker, motherfucker!
The darkness has arrived, and now we say goodbye,
Just tap the vein, give into me!
And now I lick my lips, your death I can't resist,
Just tap the vein, give into me!
If you've got the blood, then I've got the time,
And if you don't motherfucker!
Don't waste my time!
You've got blood and we want it,
You've got blood and we need it,
You've got blood and we'll drink it,
I'm a bloodsucker, motherfucker!
You've got blood and we want it,
You've got blood and we need it,
You've got blood and we'll drink it,
I'm a bloodsucker, motherfucker!
From 2008 to the present, Wednesday 13 has sucked the blood of the Burgh a grand total of 8 times. Never seen 'em. A better question... will I ever see them perform live? The answer: highly unlikely.
The Big Lie 100: (#1652)
#2216. For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)
#2217. Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)
#2218. Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)
#2219. Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)
#2220. Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)
#2221. Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)
#2222. Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)
#2223. Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#2224. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)
#2225. Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)
#2226. Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)
#2227. Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)
#2228. Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)
#2229. Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)
#2230. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)
#2231. Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)
#2232. Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)
#2233. Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)
#2234. 5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)
#2235. Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You --- The Vaselines)
#2236. Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)
#2237. Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)
#2238. Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)
#2239. Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)
#2240. DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)
#2241. Swift (Rift --- Phish)
#2242. Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)
#2243. Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)
#2244. Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)
#2245. Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)
#2246. Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)
#2247. Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)
#2248. Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)
#2249. Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)
#2250. Dictator (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)
#2251. Kenneth Paxton (Love Boat Captain --- Pearl Jam)
#2252. The Digital Mugshot Edition (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)
#2253. Trump Tower (Sunflower --- Neil Diamond)
#2254. Kid Rock Will Dine (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)
#2255. Playin' The Browns (Send In The Clowns --- Barbara Streisand)
#2256. Foxmania (Albania --- Nicholas Colasanto / Cheers Episode)
#2257. Guy Reschenthaler (Dollar For Dollar --- They Might Be Giants)
#2258. Reschenthaler (Dollar, Dollar --- PJ Harvey)
#2259. Kid's Cock (We Rock --- Dio)
#2260. Reschenthaler (Greenback Dollar --- Woody Guthrie)
#2261. It's Hunter's Laptop From Hell (I Think I'm Going To Hell --- My Morning Jacket)
#2262. Laptop Hell (Silver Bells --- Dean Martin)
#2263. Good! (Would? --- Alice In Chains)
#2264. The Tower Of Trump (The Power Of Love --- Huey Lewis & The News)