Last year, political insider James Carville took some heat when he referred to Marjorie Taylor Greene as "white trash."
My personal opinion? I believe that MTG has evolved beyond white trash. She's better termed as "green trash." Hence the Greene Prolapse 25! (Which recently surpassed 50 entries).
Look at this fuckin' lineup! |
Ft. Duquesne Bridge overlooking Acrid Turd Stadium. |
In other news, Judas Priest ventures to Youngstown, Ohio tonight. The Covelli Centre! If you're going, make sure to listen to the hostile looped public service announcement out front.
NO JUICE BOXES ALLOWED!
Greene’s A Shit Show
sonofsaf
America ain’t great,
The Bud Light yinz drinkin’ is a gay trans-display
Because The Donald lied
Creep is so unkind Orange Prolapse opens up wide
Marjorie is a cunt,
Accusing Dems of stealing votes there ain’t much to love
A stall of toilet shit
Forty-five is not a king but will enter your rectum
Greene’s a shit show, oh doncha know,
Marjorie’s a fake display
Greene’s a shit show, her job to blow
Tiny mushroom, Lake Tahoe stormy shit show
Greene’s a shit show
Trump crimes are fucking you,
Appallin’ toilet stallin’ the turds for you and me
Forty-five’s so unkind
Bitchin’ truth socially fat and out of his mind
His son-in-law’s a queer
Ivanka Kushner’s humping Jared’s ass with much to fear
Anal curtains of meat
‘Cause he’s abusing me it’s just so tragic pathetic
Cheat
Greene’s a shit show, oh doncha know,
Marjorie’s a fake display
Greene’s a shit show, her job to blow
Tiny mushroom, Lake Tahoe stormy shit show
Greene’s a shit show
Tragic, Pathetic, Shit Show, Shit Show [x2]
Greene’s a shit show, oh doncha know,
Marjorie’s a fake display
Greene’s a shit show, her job to blow
Tiny mushroom, Lake Tahoe stormy shit show
Greene’s a shit show, Greene’s a shit show, oh doncha know,
Greene’s a shit show
Keen On Disco
Infernal
One night I woke up late,
I couldn't stop thinkin' bout the games that we played
And so I took a ride,
Deep into my mind where I got nothin' to hide
You're like a drug of love,
Seducing me like every note was sent from above,
You crawled undermy skin,
I didn't notice anything until you were within
Keen on disco, when I go go,
Mr. DJ make me stay
Keen on disco, don't say no no
When I'm askin', make me stay Keen on disco
Keen on disco
At times I long for you,
I'm callin' and I'm fallin' I don't know what to doo
You're always on my mind,
Singin' softly to me that we're two of a kind
When you nibble my ear,
The bass is softly pumping and caressing my rear
You make me softly sweet,
And you're confusing me with every magic electric
Beat
Keen on disco, when I go go,
Mr. DJ make me stay
Keen on disco, don't say no no
When I'm askin', make me stay Keen on disco
Keen on disco
Magic, Electric, Disco, Disco [x2]
Keen on disco, when I go go,
Mr. DJ make me stay
Keen on disco, don't say no no
When I'm askin', make me stay Keen on disco
Keen on disco, Keen on disco, when I go go,
Keen on disco
This parody is admittedly abysmal.
Whatever the hell Infernal is... it has never played the Burgh. And for that, I'm infernally grateful. Amen.
Greene Prolapse 25:
#43. Smells Like Greene Spirit (Smells Like Teen Spirit --- Nirvana)
#44. Greene Trumparooni (Green Manalishi --- Judas Priest)
#45. Greene Hell (Green Hell --- Metallica)
#46. It's Not Easy Being Greene (It's Not Easy Being Green --- Kermit The Frog)
#383. Marjorie Taylor-Greene (Mexican Jumping Bean --- various artists)
#386. God Kill The Greene (God Save The Queen --- Queen)
#605. Taylor Greene (Vasoline --- Stone Temple Pilots)
#608. Taylor Greene (Dramamine --- Modest Mouse)
#610. This Is Taylor-Greene (This Is Halloween --- Marilyn Manson)
#611. Taylor Greene (Halloween --- John Carpenter)
#614. Hello It's Taylor Greene (Hello It's Halloween --- Kids TV)
#620. Taylor Greene (Tangerine --- Led Zeppelin)
#621. Marjorie Taylor-Greene (Mr. Tambourine Man --- Bob Dylan)
#625. Killer Greene (Killer Queen --- Queen)
#817. She's Taylor Greene: Flood Of Blood She's A Cunt (Caribbean Queen: No More Love On The Run --- Billy Ocean)
#818. Taylor Greene (Mr. Clean --- Thomas Scott Caden)
#819. Taylor Greene (Dancing Queen --- ABBA)
#892. Shutdown (Showdown --- E.L.O.)#952. Greene Disease (Green Disease --- Pearl Jam)
#998. Greene Fearing (Green Earrings --- Steely Dan)
#1123. Greene's A Baby (Green Eyed Lady --- Metal Church)
#1135. Greene Prolapse Scam (Green Eggs And Ham --- Weird Al Yankovic)
#1595. Greene Is The Enemy (Teenage Lobotomy --- The Ramones)
#1596. Greene's A Crusty Fucking Pussy (Teenage Nosferatu Pussy --- Rob Zombie)
#1601. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Welcome To The Machine --- Pink Floyd)
#1710. Trump's a Clown Taylor Greene Marjorie (Take Me Down To The Infirmary --- Cracker)
#1720. Republican Marjorie (Crash Course In Brain Surgery --- Metallica)
#1794. Taylor Greene (Billie Jean --- Michael Jackson)
#1808. Taylor Greene (Shirley Green --- Foghat)
#1817. Taylor Greene (Polly Jean - Toadies)
#1831. Taylor Greene (Creeping Jean --- The Kinks)
#1835. Taylor Greene (Amber Jean --- Neil Young)
#1961. Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)
#1963. Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)
#1972. Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)
#1977. Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)
#1982. Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)
#1984. Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)
#1988. Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)
#2011. Taylor Greene (Hey Nineteen --- Steely Dan)
#2098. Greene Lies (Green Eyes --- Husker Du)
#2294. Taylor Greene (Halloween --- King Diamond)
#2308. Taylor Greene (Halloween --- The Misfits)
#2483. Greene's White (Green Light --- Sonic Youth)
#2485. Marjorie Taylor Greene (The Joker And The Queen --- Ed Sheeran w/ Taylor Swift)
#2491. marjorie (marjorie --- Taylor Swift)
#2493. Tayor Greene (Coming Clean --- Green Day)
#2502. Greene's A Total Shit Show (Queen Of The Rodeo --- Alice In Chains)
#2524. Greene Is A Fucking Cunt (Clean Up Before She Comes --- Nirvana)
#2525. Greene Is Red (Jean Is Dead --- The Descendants)
#2528. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Under The Guillotine --- Kreator)
#2539. Shitty Taylor Greene (Mississippi Queen --- Foo Fighters)
#2540. Greene's A Shit Show (Keen On Disco --- Infernal)