David Pecker and the Orange Prolapse are lifelong friends. (my early 80's Wheeling neighbor, Dick Papke of Wyngate Ct., actually roomed with Harrison Ford at the University of Wisconsin for 4 years. I was friends with his son Spence)
Butt in light of Pecker's recent testimony, I'm curious to see if their friendship is sustainable.
Regardless, check out this spastic, abstract "Pop Up Crap Art" Trump Dump.
Ouch. Ahead of tonight's deserted Pirates/Brewers game. Now that... is a shitty omen. |
This Dump has all the making of a salacious "catch & kill" story.
Albeit merely an image.
David Pecker
sonofsaf
Stormy wet dreams
Shit smells like ass
Shit show cum creams
Anal attack
Liquor disease
Trump Vodka booze
Penis for me is a mushroom
Tiny David Pecker
The anal’s deep
Fake toilet stall
What’s fake is real let’s suck truck balls
Trump Vodka booze
Liquor disease
He’s the mushroom penis for me
Tiny David Pecker
News is fake
Tiny David Pecker
Tiny David Pecker
News is fake
Tiny David Pecker
News is fake
My enemy
News is fake
Tiny David Pecker
News is fake
Tiny David Pecker
Nightmare Wrecker
DZ Deathrays
It's in my dreams
It weilds an axe
It mutes my screams
And holds me back
And I can't breath
And I can't move
Cause all I see is through the room
It's a nightmare wrecker
It haunts my sleep
Breaks through the wall
It makes me feel like my skin crawls
And I can't move
And I can't breath
Cause through the room is all I see
It's a nightmare wrecker
Soul it takes
It's a nightmare wrecker
It's a nightmare wrecker
Soul it takes
It's a nightmare wrecker
Soul it takes
No rest for me
Soul it takes
It's a nightmare wrecker
Soul it takes
Its a nightmare wrecker
This song just really sucks. Pure filler. And to tell you the truth, my parody ain't much better. It's equally bad and/or potentially worse. Assuming that's even possible.
DZ Deathrays played the Burgh just once at the Shadow Lounge in 2012. I have no idea what "DZ Deathrays" is. Never heard of the Shadow Lounge either. It was located on Baum Blvd. in East Liberty. Closed its doors the following year in 2013.
Additional Pecker parodies are on the way! If for no other reason but to make Mika Brzezinski proud. Lately, she's been on an anti-Pecker kick.
Joe & Mika have a discernible "distaste" for the Orange Prolapse. Me too. Can't say I blame 'em. |