Israel Easterday was just sentenced to 30 months in prison for his role in the failed 1-6 insurrection.
Easterday took a Confederate flag to the Capitol and wore an "I ❤️ TRUMP" beanie as he assaulted police officers with chemical spray, partially blinding two of them for hours.
Needless to say, Israel has brought utter disgrace upon the state of Israel.
But in my mind, there can be only one true Israel. Early 80's WWF jobber Israel Mattea. |
Still... both are well deserving of a parallel Dump.
Easterday's lawyers argued that he was "mentally challenged." Hey, it's a great defense for any January 6th hostage. Just tell the judge... "Your honor, my client is a piece of shit dumbfuck retard. He simply didn't know any better."
Easterday
sonofsaf
Easterday got in trouble for some bad foreplay.
Clowns and crooks Donald will lead the way.
A coup d’etat for Easterday.
Enemy, Biden has a plan democracy.
Trump is all about autocracy.
Oh, Easterday’s the enemy.
Why did Stormy blow?
Tiny show, mushroom display.
A red MAGA thong.
Clown is wrong whore Easterday.
Easterday mother fucker is to blame they say.
Clown’s a basket case but here to stay.
A coup d’etat for Easterday.
Why did Stormy blow?
Tiny show, mushroom display.
A red MAGA thong.
Clown is wrong whore Easterday.
Easterday mother fucker is to blame they say.
Clown’s a basket case but here to stay.
A coup d’etat for Easterday.
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm.
Yesterday
The Beatles
Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away.
Now it looks as though they're here to stay.
Oh, I believe in yesterday.
Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be.
There's a shadow hanging over me.
Oh, yesterday came suddenly.
Why she had to go?
I don't know, she wouldn't say.
I said something wrong.
Now I long for yesterday.
Yesterday love was such an easy game to play.
Now I need a place to hide away.
Oh, I believe in yesterday.
Why she had to go?
I don't know, she wouldn't say.
I said something wrong.
Now I long for yesterday.
Yesterday love was such an easy game to play.
Now I need a place to hide away.
Oh, I believe in yesterday.
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm.
My 4th parody of "Yesterday."
Considering the global popularity of the song, I wrote a version called "Super Bowl" in 2020. It's featured in my book Never Forget Losing.
#1287. Hamadeh (regarding dishonest Abe Hamadeh's 2022 campaign for Arizona Attorney General. He's now running for the House in Arizona 8th Congressional District)
#1425. Crudite (regarding the failed 2022 U.S. Senate campaign of TV personality Dr. Mehmet Oz)
#2207. Jim Irsay (regarding multi-billionaire Indianapolis Colts owner and his ancient DUI controversy)
#2355. Easterday
Since 1990, Paul McCartney has played the Burgh a grand total of 6 times. And once with The Beatles back in '64.
Paul McCartney:
2-12-90, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH
4–29-02, Gund Arena, Cleveland, OH
8-18-10, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
7-7-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA