Some conspiratorial MAGA nutjob set himself on fire just outside the Orange Prolapse's hush money trial in Manhattan.
Regardless, let's award both of these suicidal "heroes" with a Trump Dump.
Look familiar? Yep, someone removed the previous toothpick flags. Butt left the shit in tact. |
It's the same Dog-damn Dump. From last week on 6th Street! Except it's obviously human excrement. |
Only in the Burgh.
The Pirates play the Red Sox tomorrow afternoon. Pretty sure we're going.
Maybe I'll wear my dad's vintage Red Sox t-shirt.
We shall see.
Wynn Bruce
sonofsaf
Donald’s a retard
I’d like to discard
Trump Towers whore twat
Oh, it wants some cock snot
Let’s stop the stealing
His crimes that coup d’etat clown
McDonald’s mealing
Big Mac ain’t a Quarter Pound
Immolation abuse, Wynn Bruce
Trump Vodka’s shitty booze
Cheese, more cheese, on Big Macs if you please
Sack, ball sack, tiny mushroom attack
Choose fake news, fire fury fucked Wynn Bruce
The Donald’s a fool
Forty-five is very cruel
An orange clown from the start
His hotter daughter’s a cunt
Son-in-law is a Jew
Twat wife is spreading a lie
Ivanka’s a fake Jew
Her husband he must fuckin’ die
When you die in flames it’s called abuse, Wynn Bruce
Trump Vodka’s shitty booze
Farty, party, steak is well done you see
Whoa, you blow, cum on, cum on shit show
Choose fake news, fire fury fucked Wynn Bruce
Yeah, ooooh-oh-oh
(Fuck Wynn Bruce)
Yeah, ooooh-oh-oh
(Fuck Wynn Bruce)
Yeah, ooooh-oh-oh
(Fuck Wynn Bruce)
Oooooooooh
(First) Trump is the Orange Prolapse clown
(Second) A Big Mac ain’t Quarter Pound
(Third) Shits in a toilet stall
Try burning abuse Wynn Bruce
Trump Vodka’s shitty booze
Cheese, more cheese, on Big Macs if you please
Sack, ball sack, tiny mushroom attack
Choose fake news, fire fury fucked Wynn Bruce
(Wynn Bruce) Wynn Bruce
Trump Vodka’s shitty booze
Cheese, more cheese, on Big Macs if you please
Sack, ball sack, tiny mushroom attack
Choose fake news, fire fury fucked, fire fury fucked
Fire fury fucked, fire fury fucked
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(Fire fury) fire fury fucked Wynn Bruce
Footloose
Kenny Loggins
Been working so hard
I'm punching my card
Eight hours for what
Oh, tell me what I got
I've got this feeling
That times are holding me down
I'll hit the ceiling
Or else I'll tear up this town
Now I gotta cut loose, footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Please, Louise, pull me off of my knees
Jack, get back, come on before we crack
Lose your blues, everybody cut footloose
You're playing so cool
Obeying every rule
Deep way down in your heart
You're burning yearning for some
Somebody to tell you
That life ain't passing you by
I'm trying to tell you
It will if you don't even try
You can fly if you'd only cut loose, footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Oo-wee, Marie, shake it, shake it for me
Whoa, Milo, come on, come on let's go
Lose your blues, everybody cut footloose
Yeah, ooooh-oh-oh
(Cut footloose)
Yeah, ooooh-oh-oh
(Cut footloose)
Yeah, ooooh-oh-oh
(Cut footloose)
Oooooooooh
(First) You've got to turn me around
(Second) And put your feet on the ground
(Third) Now take the hold of all
I'm turning it loose footloose,
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Please, Louise, pull me off of my knees
Jack, get back, come on before we crack
Lose your blues, everybody cut footloose
(Footloose) footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Please, Louise, pull me off of my knees
Jack, get back, come on before we crack
Lose your blues, everybody cut, everybody cut
Everybody cut, everybody cut
Everybody cut, everybody cut
(Everybody) everybody cut footloose
My second parody of Footloose. A few years ago, I penned #93. Neguse. (regarding Colorado House Representative Ben Neguse)
From 1978 to 2014, Kenny Loggins has met the Burgh halfway a grand total of 7 times. Never saw him.