Saturday, April 03, 2021

#244. Miller Queen

Former presidential senior Stephen Miller is easily the most despised member of the Orange Prolapse's administration.  And that's saying something.

(Notice how the smarmy piece of shit lurks in the background.  So which one is Stephen Miller?  Take your pick.)

So now Miller's hitting the conservative news circuit in a desperate attempt to rehabilitate his image and maintain relevancy.  In light of the current problems at the Southern border, he's doubling down on the draconian Trump policies.  More wall, more criminality, more child separation, more cages... in essence, more evil.


Miller Queen
sonofsaf

He keeps his dick in a condom
All the vaginal distress
“Wanna get laid“, he says
Just like Romeo and Juliet
Hates all the ebony
Mazel Tov obscenity
Partner in crime solicitation
Just don’t ask why

Stock the bar with Covid tests
Defense and massive debt
Hey you had better think twice

He’s the Miller Queen
Bald fucker, very mean
Marital aid and dildo scream
Caging kids is not so kind
All the time

He’s conceited not so nice
Strictly kosher afraid to fight
What a guy

Carries pads for menstruation
Butt truth be told he won’t confess
Bathroom gas station
Swallows cum doesn’t make a mess
Has a big vagina
Went down on some coal miners
Iller than the mentally
The ass hole of mankind
Candy came chocolatey from Sarris (chocolatey) *
Sci-fi he is the greatest
Dungeons and dragons roll the dice

He’s the Miller Queen
Bald fucker, very mean
Marital aid and dildo scream
Caging kids is not so kind
All the time

In high school class was a total spaz
A scared fuckin’ pussy n’at
Giving me an allergic reaction
Voluntarily up his ass
This gloomy doomy punk’s a child, child
He’s all in to screw you

He’s the Miller Queen
Bald fucker, very mean
Marital aid and dildo scream
Caging kids is not so kind
All the time

He’s conceited not so nice
Strictly kosher afraid to fight
What a guy
Oh what a guy

 

Killer Queen
Queen

She keeps her Moet et Chandon
In her pretty cabinet
"Let them eat cake", she says
Just like Marie Antoinette
A built-in remedy
For Khrushchev and Kennedy
At anytime an invitation
You can't decline

Caviar and cigarettes
Well versed in etiquette
Extraordinarily nice

She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

Recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try?

To avoid complications
She never kept the same address
In conversation
She spoke just like a baroness
Met a man from China
Went down to Geisha Minah
Then again incidentally
If you're that way inclined

Perfume came naturally from Paris (naturally)
For cars she couldn't care less
Fastidious and precise

She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

Drop of a hat she's as willing as
Playful as a pussy cat
Then momentarily out of action
Temporarily out of gas
To absolutely drive you wild, wild
She's all out to get you

She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

Recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try?
You wanna try



Queen w/ Adam Lambert:

7-31-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

One of the last big concerts at PPG before Covid came along and shoved the entertainment industry up Trump's ass.  Definitely exceeded my expectations.  Lambert brought his own distinct style to the band without going overboard.

* - Sarris Candies is a nostalgic, er uh, extremist right-wing ice cream parlor in Canonsburg, PA.  

The ongoing joke in the community... Why does Sarris refuse to stock Nestle or Hershey chocolate bars?  

Because they're not white.

(A hair-netted Don Jr. savors a bite from a "Jim Crow" chocolate salted pretzel.  Yum.) 
 

Please do not share this information with Stephen Miller, former President Donald J. Trump, and/or Sarris Candies employees/ownership.


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