Saturday, April 17, 2021

#295. Devin's Been A Waste From Birth

Devin Nunes (R-CA), the west coast equivalent of Florida's Matt Gaetz, just compared the federal investigations of Martin Luther King Jr. to the investigations of Donald J. Trump.  Yeah, right.

(The Orange Prolapse awards the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Congressman Devin Nunes)

In a single three letter acronym, WTF?


Devin’s Been A Waste Since Birth
sonofsaf

Ooh, Devin, why you go back and forth?
Ooh, California is the worst
They say that Devin’s dick is cursed
We say Devin is the fucking worst
Ooh, Devin’s been a waste since birth

Donald Trump’s a clown
Orange prolapse view, when he comes to town
And when he does arrive
They’ll be protesting all because he lied

Stay out of his hotel room
You’ll see whitey tighties start to groove
And we're fallin’ in and out of love
And he’s fucking us in a flood of blood

Ooh, Devin, why you go back and forth?
Ooh, California is the worst
They say that Devin’s dick is cursed
We say Devin is the fucking worst
Ooh, Devin’s been a waste since birth

Trump will not atone
Christ died for you, tweets you from his phone
How’s it you can’t see?
You made your choice, don’t believe in me

Like a toddler, needs baby sittin’
Won’t be a sucker has no plans for givin’
Maybe, he knows his wife’s hardcore
A Slovenien slutty whore

Ooh, Devin, why you go back and forth?
Ooh, California is the worst
They say that Devin’s dick is cursed
We say Devin is the fucking worst
Ooh, Devin’s been a waste since birth

Devin
Devin
Devin

Like a toddler, needs baby sittin’
Won’t be a sucker has no plans for givin’
Maybe, he knows his wife’s a whore
A Slovenien slutty whore

Devin
Ooh, Devin, why you go back and forth?
Ooh, California is the worst
They say that Devin’s dick is cursed
We say Devin is the fucking worst
Ooh, Devin’s been a waste since birth
Ooh, Devin’s been a waste since birth

Ooh, Devin’s been a waste since birth
Ooh, Devin’s been a waste since birth
Ooh, Devin’s been a waste since birth
Ooh, Devin’s been a waste since birth


Heaven Is A Place On Earth
Belinda Carlisle

Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Ooh, Heaven is a place on Earth
They say in Heaven, love comes first
We'll make Heaven a place on Earth
Ooh, Heaven is a place on Earth

When the night falls down
I wait for you, and you come around
And the world's alive
With the sound of kids on the street outside

When you walk into the room
You pull me close, and we start to move
And we're spinnin' with the stars above
And you lift me up in a wave of love

Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Ooh, Heaven is a place on Earth
They say in Heaven, love comes first
We'll make Heaven a place on Earth
Ooh, Heaven is a place on Earth

When I feel alone
I reach for you, and you bring me home
When I'm lost at sea
I hear your voice, and it carries me

In this world, we're just beginnin'
To understand the miracle of livin'
Baby, I was afraid before
But I'm not afraid anymore

Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Ooh, Heaven is a place on Earth
They say in Heaven, love comes first
We'll make Heaven a place on Earth
Ooh, Heaven is a place on Earth

Heaven
Heaven
Heaven

In this world we're just beginnin'
To understand the miracle of livin'
Baby, I was afraid before
But I'm not afraid anymore

Heaven
Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Ooh, Heaven is a place on Earth
They say in Heaven, love comes first
We'll make Heaven a place on Earth
Ooh, Heaven is a place on Earth
Ooh, Heaven is a place on Earth

Ooh, Heaven is a place on Earth
Ooh, Heaven is a place on Earth
Ooh, Heaven is a place on Earth
Ooh, Heaven is a place on Earth


Never seen the Go Go's or lead singer Belinda Carlisle.  On July 8, 2000, the Go Go's played the middle slot at Star Lake along with the The Psychedelic Furs.  And the headliner was the fucking B-52's.  Damn!  So where the fuck was I?  How come I didn't hit this one up?  Well, on July 7, the night before, Phish played the same venue.   Keep in mind, this was 20 years ago when I used to party.  'Nuff said.

Please do not share this information with Congressman Devin Nunes (R-CA), former President Donald J. Trump, and/or singer Belinda Carlisle.


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