#322. 'Bama I Hate Your Kay

Alabama's Republican Governor Kay Ivey has two major accomplishments.

1.  She recently signed an anti-transgender bill into law.  This way, no kids with gender identity issues can play sports for their school.  Way to go Kay!  Show us the way.  

2.  She's also the oldest governor in the country.  Rapidly approaching the century mark.  100 years.  A tribute to her steadfast commitment to healthy Southern cuisine.  L'chaim! (as if there are any Jews in the state of Alabama).

Kay gets some nutritional wellness tips from the Orange Prolapse.

 Audemus jura nostra defendere --- "We dare defend our rights"... the Alabama state motto.  Roll Tide!

 

‘Bama I Hate Your Kay
sonofsaf

Will you show me what’s between your thighs
Upon the high school sporting stage
Instantly you play to the far right
Let us pray, behave shitty
But don't, you accept your fate
'Cause your love’s really hate (Hey yeah, yeah)

Ooh ‘Bama, I hate your Kay, everyday
I wanna fuck your Ivey today, everyday yeah, yeah
I wanna poison the ivy way

Transgendered people commit suicide
Not much help when they all die
I wonder if you have the power to be kind, kind, kind
You say fuck ‘em just let’em whine
But don't, Yoo-Hoo, accept your fate, haulin’ Hoo
'Cause your love’s really hate (Hey yeah, yeah)

Ooh ‘Bama, I hate your Kay, everyday
I wanna fuck your Ivey today, everyday (Hey yeah)
I wanna poison the ivy way (Whoa ‘Bama, oh ‘Bama please)

Everyday yeah, yeah
I would hate, I would hate ya
I hate your Kay (Oh ‘Bama please)

Can you see past the hate and the lies
The clothing’s just a disguise
You are fucking with everyone
I wish you could try a life not as fun
But don't, oh no no, hesitate, la di dah
'Cause your love’s really hate, really hate

Ooh ‘Bama, I hate your Kay (Every, everyday)
I wanna fuck your Ivey today
(I wanna tell you how I hate your little ways)
I wanna poison the ivy way (Everyday, in every way)

Ooh ‘Bama, I hate your Kay (Ooh ‘Bama how I hate your little ways, yeah)
I wanna fuck your Ivey today (I wanna tell you how I)
(I wanna tell you how I hate your little ways)
I wanna poison the ivy way
Ooh ‘Bama, I hate your Kay (Ooh, ‘Bama, ‘Bama)

Baby I Love Your Way
Peter Frampton

Ooh baby, I love your way, everyday yeah, yeah
Ooh, baby, I love your way, everyday

Shadows grow so long before my eyes
And they're moving across the page
Suddenly the day turns into night
Far away, from the city
But don't, oh no, hesitate
'Cause your love just won't wait (Hey yeah, yeah)

Ooh baby, I love your way, everyday
I wanna tell you I love your way, everyday yeah, yeah
I wanna be with you night and day

The moon appears to shine and light the skies
With the help of some fireflies
I wonder how they have the power to shine, shine, shine
I can see them under the pine
But don't, oh no no, hesitate, la di dah
'Cause your love, just won't wait (Hey yeah, yeah)

Ooh baby, I love your way, everyday
I wanna tell you I love your way, everyday (Hey yeah)
I wanna be with you night and day (Whoa baby, oh baby please)

Everyday yeah, yeah
I would love, I would love ya
I love your way (Oh baby please)

I can see the sunset in your eyes
Brown and grey and blue besides
Clouds are stalking islands in the sun
I wish I could buy one out of season
But don't, oh no no, hesitate, la di dah
'Cause your love just won't wait, just won't wait

Ooh baby, I love your way (Every, everyday)
I wanna tell you I love your way
(I wanna tell you how I love your little ways)
I wanna be with you night and day (Everyday, in every way)

Ooh baby, I love your way (Ooh baby how I love your little ways, yeah)
I wanna tell you I love your way (I wanna tell you how I)
(I wanna tell you how I love your little ways)
I wanna be with you night and day
Ooh baby, I love your way (Ooh, baby, baby)

I always thought this was a Peter Frampton song.  But it's actually a cover.  The original version was written by Big Mountain.  Whoever the hell they are.

Since 1973, Frampton has played the Burgh a grand total of 16 times.  But from what I understand, he has decided to hang it up.  A couple years ago he made it public that he's experiencing a degenerative muscle disease.  So I guess I'll never get to see him play live.  The strange thing is... that he probably opened for someone at Star Lake while I was out in the parking lot tailgating.  And I was probably listening to him from the top of the steps.  But I honestly have zero recollection.

Please do not share this material with Governor Kay Ivey (R-AL), former President Donald J. Trump and/or Peter Frampton.