sonofsaf: #262. I Can Sue Les Miles

Friday, April 09, 2021

#262. I Can Sue Les Miles

Louisiana State University associate athletic director Sharon Lewis filed a $50 million lawsuit against the school and former football coach Les Miles.

She's alleging the coach engaged in a long standing pattern of sexual harassment. And the school went to extensive lengths to cover everything up. Conspiracy!

Miles may have been a hero when he won the NCAA championship back in the 2015-16 season. But these days, he's better known as the guy who only wants to hire "pretty blond girls with big boobs."

Dedicated to my favorite Les... Les Nessman.

I Can Sue Les Miles
The Who

I know that you fucked me, and like spreading lies
I know that you have and it’s tragic hear my cries

I can sue Les Miles Les Miles Les Miles Les Miles Les Miles
Oh yeah

If you think that I don't know about being neutered or spayed
And always have a plan deliberately call time outs to delay

Well, it’s time to fuck you
It’s called the collegiate screw
Got a lawsuit to file
Because all the while

I can sue Les Miles Les Miles
I can sue Les Miles Les Miles
I can sue Les Miles Les Miles Les Miles Les Miles Les Miles
Oh yeah

Oh the NCAA’s a fucking zoo your time is coming today
When I think of you a part of me dies suicide there’s no other way

Gonna pay the fee
Lawyers cost plenty
So don’t be in denial
Because all the while

I can sue Les Miles Les Miles
I can sue Les Miles Les Miles
I can sue Les Miles Les Miles Les Miles Les Miles Les Miles
Oh yeah

I know your achievements, head coaches are wise
I know you’re a dad ’cause you’ve got kids to despise

I can sue Les Miles Les Miles Les Miles Les Miles Les Miles
Oh yeah

Louisiana and casinos defraud you in so many ways
You spend all your money building a wall instead of calling plays

Well, it’s time to fuck you
It’s called the collegiate screw
Got a lawsuit to file
Because all the while

I can sue Les Miles Les Miles
I can sue Les Miles Les Miles
I can sue Les Miles Les Miles Les Miles Les Miles Les Miles
Les Miles Les Miles Les Miles Les Miles

I can sue Les Miles Les Miles
I can sue Les Miles Les Miles
I can sue Les Miles Les Miles
I can sue Les Miles Les Miles

I Can See For Miles
The Who

I know you've deceived me, now here's a surprise
I know that you have 'cause there's magic in my eyes

I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
Oh yeah

If you think that I don't know about the little tricks you've played
And never see you when deliberately you put things in my way

Well, here's a poke at you
You're gonna choke on it too
You're gonna lose that smile
Because all the while

I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
Oh yeah

You took advantage of my trust in you when I was so far away
I saw you holding lots of other guys and now you've got the nerve to say

That you still want me
Well, that's as may be
But you gotta stand trial
Because all the while

I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
Oh yeah

I know you've deceived me, now here's a surprise
I know that you have 'cause there's magic in my eyes

I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
Oh yeah

The Eiffel Tower and the Taj Mahal are mine to see on clear days
You thought that I would need a crystal ball to see right through the haze

Well, here's a poke at you
You're gonna choke on it too
You're gonna lose that smile
Because all the while

I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
And miles and miles and miles and miles

I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles