Tonight's the big night! The 2021 NFL draft from Cleveland. Chilly and windy with a steady downpour straight outta the shores of Lake Erie. Yep, sounds about right.
The #1 pick goes to Shahid Kahn's Jacksonville Jaguars. They're expected to take Clemson QB Trevor Lawrence.
In essence, this guy...
is gonna buy this guy...
In case you're wondering, Kahn is the 4th wealthiest NFL owner. He's worth an estimated 7.4 billion.
Lawrence is expected to sign a four-year contract worth nearly $35 million, highlighted by a $22.5 million signing bonus.
I dunno know. Something about those two just seems a bit "off." Meanwhile, the New York Jets are on the clock.
Trevor
sonofsaf
Whoo-hoo, oh yeah!
Whoa-oh ooh-oh, ooh-oh, ooh-oh
Whoa-oh ooh-oh, ooh-oh, ooh-oh
Hey Goodell is lookin’ at you
Throw the ball stop dissin’
Clemson had a lotta booze
But don’t ask me why, yeah
That defense they can’t defend
Those cornerbacks might need Depends
Last dance, more blood
He’s got a job to blow
He’s from Clemson
Show him the money (pronounced Monet)
Last dance for Jacksonville
All the evangelicals will pray
Whoa-ooh-oh
Every ball he throws gonna be a touchdown
Whazzup Bud Light abounds
Trevor loves this fucked up town
Trevor
Trevor
Trevor
Trevor isn’t gay
Hey Goodell, I’m not a Jew
Pigskin you denyin’
But I’m so phat, fat’s the shit for you
Don't cll me a he-she
Now suck my balls it’s truth or dare
I’m gonna get real hardcore
Last dance, more blood
Shot of Crown, Royal to go
He’s from Clemson
Show him the money (pronounced Monet)
One chance for Jacksonville
All the evangelicals will pray
Whoa-ooh-oh
Every ball he throws gonna be a touchdown
Whazzup Bud Light abounds
Trevor loves this fucked up town
Trevor (oh)
Trevor (no!)
Trevor
Trevor isn’t gay
Trevor (no, Trevor)
Trevor
Trevor (no, no, no, no)
Trevor isn’t gay
Hey Goodell is lookin’ at you
Throw the ball stop dissin’
Clemson had a lotta booze
But don’t ask me why, yeah
You're bangin' your head again
'Cause somebody won't let you in
One chance, one love
Your chance to let me know
He’s from Clemson
Show him the money (pronounced Monet)
One chance for Jacksonville
All the evangelicals will pray
Whoa-ooh-oh
Trevor
Whoa-ooh-oh
Trevor
He’s from Clemson
Trevor
He’s from Clemson
Trevor
Whoa-ooh-oh
Tre, Tre, Tre, Trevor
Whoa-ooh-oh
(Trevor, Trevor) Trevor
He’s from Clemson (he’s from Clem, he’s from Clemson) Trevor
He’s from Clemson (he’s from Clem, he’s from Clemson, baby) Trevor
Whoa-ooh-oh
Trevor
Whoa-ooh-oh
Trevor (Trevor, Trevor, Trevor)
Never
Heart
Whoo-hoo, oh yeah!
Whoa-oh ooh-oh, ooh-oh, ooh-oh
Whoa-oh ooh-oh, ooh-oh, ooh-oh
Hey baby I'm talkin' to you
Stop yourself and listen
Some things you can never choose
Even if you try, yeah
You're bangin' your head again
'Cause somebody won't let you in
One chance, one love
Your chance to let me know
We can't go on
Just running away
If we stay any longer
We will surely never get away
Whoa-ooh-oh
Anything you want we can make it happen
Stand up and turn around
Never let them shoot us down
Never
Never
Never
Never run away
Hey baby, you know it's true
Why you bother lyin'?
When you know that, that you want it too
Don't you dare deny me
Now walk those legs right over here
Gimme what I'm dyin' for
One chance, one love
Hold me down, then let me go
We can't go on
Just running away
If we wait any longer
We will surely never get away
Whoa-ooh-oh
Anything you want we can make it happen
Stand up and turn around
Never let them shoot us down
Never (oh)
Never (no!)
Never
Never run away
Never (no, never)
Never
Never (no, no, no, no)
Never run away
Hey baby I'm talkin' to you
Stop yourself and listen
Some things you can never, never choose
Even if you try, yeah
You're bangin' your head again
'Cause somebody won't let you in
One chance, one love
Your chance to let me know
We can't go on
Just running away
If we stay any longer
We will surely never get away
Whoa-ooh-oh
Never
Whoa-ooh-oh
Never
We can't go on
Never
We can't go on
Never
Whoa-ooh-oh
Ne, ne, ne, never
Whoa-ooh-oh
(Never, never) never
We can't go on (we can't go, we can't go on) never
We can't go on (we can't go, we can't go on, baby) never
Whoa-ooh-oh
never
Whoa-ooh-oh
Never (never, never, never)
Heart:
7-21-13, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
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