Thursday, April 08, 2021

#259. Jeopardy

If I was in charge of finding a new Jeopardy host to replace Alex Trebek, here's a thought.  Try to snag ALL of the actors and actresses of The Big Bang Theory and rotate them accordingly.  

 

Who was your favorite host?  Penny?  Raj?  Sheldon?  

See what I mean?  It would spark an entirely new dimension of interest.  And definitely make for some good water cooler conversation.  That's assuming you're gainfully employed in an office-like setting and the H2O station has been properly sanitized.

I watched a brief clip of Aaron Rodgers playing the role of host.  He exceeded my expectations.


 

Jeopardy
Sonofsaf

Oh Oh Oh Oh
Like to screw and play football too
My skills are very sound
Touchdowns for you, two point conversions too
My royals are the crown

Well your ass has shit and it’s forming
When it’s liquid and that’s so whack
It's frightening, any wonder
You shouldn’t bet I might leave the Pack.

Green Bay’s in jeopardy, maybe, ooh
Green Bay’s in jeopardy, maybe, ooh

Resolute, makin’ money now
I like an asshole wink
The porn abuse, and the pain somehow
Is worse than people think

Line of blow while I’m tripping balls
'Cause I’m tripping’ balls in a thong
No retards their heads made of bone
I’ll let you suck my dong, yeah, yeah

Green Bay’s in jeopardy, baby, ooh
Green Bay’s in jeopardy, baby, ooh

Line of blow while I’m tripping balls
'Cause I’m tripping’ balls in a thong
No retards their heads made of bone
I’ll let you suck my dong, yeah, yeah

Green Bay’s in jeopardy, maybe, ooh
Green Bay’s in jeopardy, maybe, ooh
Green Bay’s in jeopardy, jeopardy, maybe, ooh
Green Bay’s in jeopardy, jeopardy, maybe, ooh

Wisconsin jeopardy, maybe


Jeopardy
Greg Kihn Band 

Oh Oh Oh Oh
Where were you when I needed you
Well you could not be found
What can I do, oh I believed in you
You're running me around

Well you can take it as a warning
Or take it anyway you like
It's the lightning, not the thunder
You never know where it's gonna strike

Our love's in jeopardy, baby, ooh
Our love's in jeopardy, baby, ooh

Don't be cute, don't be funny now
It's later than you think
Oh what's the use, save your money now
It's hanging on the brink

Don't let go while I'm hanging on
'Cause I've been hanging on so long
It's so hard to be all alone
I know you're not that strong, yeah, yeah

Our love's in jeopardy, baby, ooh
Our love's in jeopardy, baby, ooh

Don't let go while I'm hanging on
'Cause I've been hanging on so long
It's so hard to be all alone
I know you're not that strong, yeah, yeah

Our love's in jeopardy, baby, ooh
Our love's in jeopardy, baby, ooh
Our love's in jeopardy, jeopardy, baby, ooh
Our love's in jeopardy, jeopardy, baby, ooh

Love in jeopardy, baby


Green Bay Packers:

12-20-09, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

8-23-15, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

11-26-17, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA 

Please do not share this information with Green Bay Quarterback Aaron Rodgers.


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