#330. Graham

Question:  Which Republican U.S. Senator is the "smarmiest?"

Answer:  That's a tough one.  Plenty of options here.

Mitch McConnell - welcomes the status of mumbling douchebag, legislative Grim Reaper

Ted Cruz - the ultimate, bullshitting hypocrite

Ron Johnson - Covid denier and conspiracy delusionist.  Asshole extraordinaire.

John Kennedy - makes me nauseous with that aloof Southern dumbshit drawl... y'all

Josh Hawley - sycophant Proud Boy who still refers to Trump as the President

But then there's Senator Lindsey Graham from South Carolina.  Little did we know that when he served in the Navy... it was actually "backstage" at a Village People concert.

Trump is ironically distracted while Senator Lindsey Graham expresses his adoration for the Orange Prolapse-in-Chief.

Graham
sonofsaf

Graham (Graham) wants a man to bend over
Graham (Graham) he’s rather spit than swallow
Graham (Graham) has an asshole very hollow
Graham (Graham)
Graham should abstain there’d be less shame
Gold shower rain to ease the pain (pain)
Graham (Graham)
Graham (Graham) like a dyke but not in vitro
Graham (Graham) Orange Prolapse that you will follow
Graham (Graham) forty five and show no sorrow
Graham (Graham)
Graham, lies and whines but thinks he shines
Tonic with lime he’ll be snorting’ lines (lines)
Graham (Graham)
Could he be honest could he be?
Honestly honest Abe
Could he be an Abe Honest Abe?
Honest Abe Honest Abe
Is it any wonder we think you’re the worst
Graham (Graham) Graham Graham
Is it any wonder you are too cool to fool
Graham (Graham)
Graham really is a silly he-she
Thinks he’s living in the fast lane
(Lane)
Graham
Graham Graham Graham Graham Graham
Graham Graham Graham Graham Graham
Graham Graham Graham Graham Graham
Graham Graham Graham Graham Graham
Graham Graham Graham
Graham
Is to blame
Is to blame
Is to blame…
Feeling so gay

Fame
David Bowie

Fame (fame) makes a man take things over
Fame (fame) lets him lose hard to swallow
Fame (fame) puts you there where things are hollow
Fame (fame)
Fame not your brain it's just the flame
That puts your change to keep you sane (sane)
Fame (fame)
Fame (fame) what you like is in the limo
Fame (fame) what you get is no tomorrow
Fame (fame) what you need you have to borrow
Fame (fame)
Fame nein it's mine is just his line
To bind our time it drives you to crime (crime)
Fame (fame)
Could it be the best could it be?
Really be really babe
Could it be my babe could it babe?
Could it babe could it babe?
Is it any wonder I reject you first
Fame (fame) fame fame
Is it any wonder you are too cool to fool
Fame (fame)
Fame bully for you chilly for me
Got to get a rain check on pain
(Pain)
Fame
Fame fame fame fame fame
Fame fame fame fame fame
Fame fame fame fame fame
Fame fame fame fame fame
Fame fame fame
Fame
What's your name?
What's your name?
What's your name?...
Feeling so gay

David Bowie:

9-23-95, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA

If you're ever looking for an absolutely killer David Bowie concert w/ some stellar special guests, I highly recommend this 50th Birthday concert from Madison Square Garden (1997).  One of the best bootlegs I've ever had the pleasure of illegally downloading.

Please do not share this information with former President Donald J. Trump and Senators Lindsey Graham (R-SC), Mitch McConnell (R-KY), Ted Cruz (R-TX), Ron Johnson (R-WI), John Kennedy (R-LA) and Josh Hawley (R-MO).  Honorable mention: Rick Scott (R-FL).