#313. Earth Day

Earth Day celebrations commenced in the year of 1970.  Since then, fifty one years of climactic joy have passed.

 

I think it's safe to say that the climate has gotten progressively worse every single year.  And then an Orange Prolapse comes out of nowhere and purposely does everything he can to exacerbate the problem.  Mostly out of a retributive desire to own the libtards.  E-gad. 

So after the human race goes extinct (and it will, likely sooner than later),  it will be the insect race that takes over (like a fly on shit).  The question is... will the bugs do a better job of presiding over the planet earth?  I believe they will.  Maybe we could bring back Pittsburgh native Jeff Goldblum in some kind of "fly-wishing" leadership role.

 

Earth Day
sonofsaf

You call it the Earth Day
Earth Day’s not for you, yeah
They call it the Earth Day
We’ll destroy it in no time
Be sad on your Earth Day
Shitty Earth Day fuck you

Yeah the air is kinda farty, farty
Yeah the air is kinda farty, farty
Yeah the air is kinda farty, farty

We don’t give us a chance (Earth Day)
Fuck the ro-ro-ro-mance (Earth Day)
We don’t give us a chance (Earth Day)
Ooo, chance, yeah

We don’t give us a chance (Earth Day)
Fuck the ro-ro-ro-mance (Earth Day)
We don’t give us a chance (Earth Day)
Ooo, chance

You call it the Earth Day
Earth Day’s not for you, yeah
They call it the Earth Day
We’ll destroy it in no time
Be sad on your Earth Day
Shitty Earth Day fuck you
Shitty Earth Day fuck you

Birthday
Paul McCartney

You say it's your birthday
It's my birthday too, yeah
They say it's you birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you

Yes we're going to a party, party
Yes we're going to a party, party
Yes we're going to a party, party

I would like you to dance (birthday)
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance (birthday)
I would like you to dance (birthday)
Ooo, dance, yeah

I would like you to dance (birthday)
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance (birthday)
I would like you to dance (birthday)
Ooo, dance

You say it's your birthday
It's my birthday too, yeah
They say it's you birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you

Paul McCartney:

2-12-90, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH

4–29-02, Gund Arena, Cleveland, OH

8-18-10, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

7-7-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

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