#324. My Pirro

Question:  Which major Fox News celebrity sickens you the most? 

Answer:  It's a tough call.  I think Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson kinda cancel each other out.  Yes, both of them continually revel in extremist rhetoric.  And of course that requires the explicit admiration of, and devotion to, the Orange Prolapse.  But it's "Judge" Jeanine Pirro who always takes it to that next level.  With that bombastic snarling.  And the ceaseless accusations.  And don't forget the flagrantly annoying attempts at base sarcasm.  Seriously, how can people watch her for an entire hour, let alone a few minutes?  Her voice literally makes your skin crawl.  And I'm not talking erotically-driven goose bumps.  I'm talkin' some kind of chicken pox/ebola combo shit.

She is literally and physically the female emodiment of Trump.  So I'm thinking she deserves a similar nickname.   Perhaps a slightly different shade of orange.  As of right now, my mind seems stuck on "Rustic Cunt."

My Pirro
sonofsaf

Five alarmin’ now there is no doubt
Take your penis out and piss around
Would you be her friend, why’s she’s so proud
Forty five’s rear end, prolapse in town

There goes my Pirro
Watch her as he blows
There goes my Pirro
She’s temporary

She loves all orange men, Syracuse
While she hates voting no excuse
Evil no defense, why she’s so loud
Forty five’s rear end, prolapse in town

There goes my Pirro
Watch her as she blows
There goes my Pirro
She’s temporary

Fuck you J. Pirro, fuck the God you bless
You are a Pirro, a chump Fox con
There goes my Pirro
Watch her as she blows
There goes my Pirro
She’s temprorary
There goes my Pirro
Watch her as she blows
There goes my Pirro
She’s temporary

My Hero
Foo fighters

Too alarmin' now to talk about
Take your pictures down and shake it out
Truth or consequence, say it aloud
Use that evidence, race it around

There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes
There goes my hero
He's ordinary

Don't the best of them bleed it out
While the rest of them peter out?
Truth or consequence, say it aloud
Use that evidence, race it around

There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes
There goes my hero
He's ordinary

Kudos, my hero, leavin' all the mess
You know my hero, the one that's on
There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes
There goes my hero
He's ordinary
There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes
There goes my hero
He's ordinary

Foo Fighters:

7-9-03, Chevrolet Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA
7-26-08, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
9-23-11, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
8-25-15, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-19-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA 

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