#247. You're Out!

Welcome to the political title fight of century - the race for governor of Georgia in 2022.  The rematch.

(White man vs. Black woman)

Georgia Governor Brian Kemp has made it clear that he's "not backing down" to Stacey Abrams, Joe Biden, and the radical left cancel culture.  Kemp has doubled down on Jim Crow and unwittingly cornered himself.  If he capitulates on any aspect of the legislation that he signed into law...well uh, he's totally fucked.  Advantage Dems!  If I was the Georgia Democratic party, I'd run a statewide paid political advertisement that goes something like this.  

Instantly recognizable "Wipe Out" background music - the vintage late 60's sound of The Surfaris classic. 

Put together a simplistic, sequential narrative of Governor Brian Kemp's voter suppression legislation in a Family Feud format.  The question:  Things that Governor Kemp doesn't want ordinary Georgians to do while standing in line and exercising their right to vote.

1.  Have something to eat (won't let voters eat).  Strike One!

2.  Have something to drink (won't let voters drink).  Strike Two!

3.  Take a breath (won't let voters breathe).

 

Strike Three!  Yerrrr OUT!

The final picture would have a superimposed Brian Kemp with his knee on George Floyd's neck.  Yeah... I know, it's a little bit harsh.  But what the hell!  Desperate times call for desperate measures.  After all, it's merely the fate of planetary Democracy at stake.  

If you think #3 is too extreme, just replace it with "exercise their right to vote" (won't let people vote).

Yerrrr Out! (Instrumental)
sonofsaf

Wipe Out (Instrumental)
The Surfaris

In addition to television, it would make for a great quickie radio spot.  

Feel free to share this material with high stakes Democratic political operatives.