Baylor defeated Gonzaga in this year's NCAA Championship. The Bears trounced the Bulldogs and finished the season with a record of 28-2. Not too shabby.
Congratulations to Dr. Linda Livingstone, Baylor University's first female President.
She replaced the infamous Kenneth Starr. Yep, the same guy who presided over the Monica Lewinsky/Bill Clinton blow job scandal. During Starr's six year stint at Baylor, the school was plagued by nonstop sexual harassment, discrimination and rape allegations. Starr eventually would resign in disgrace. Don't worry though. He landed on his feet and played a significant "behind the scenes" role as an attorney for the Orange Prolapse. Trump previously said Starr was a 'freak,' a 'lunatic,' and a 'disaster' who might have 'something in his closet'.
I wonder if he got paid.
But I digress. Rest assured, if history is any indication, there will come a point in time (most likely next season), when Baylor will lose a basketball game. Unless they go undefeated in perpetuity... which seems highly unlikely.
Lost Baylor
sonofsaf
NCAA winning, had more players to call bro
Oh, where is my new car, oh, it’s too soon.
You have lost Baylor, I will pray for Bears to see.
Sometimes the boys are fouling, sometimes the ball skips off the glass.
Oh, praise the big fail, oh, crash the past.
You have lost Baylor, I will pray for Bears to see.
Now I truly reckon, there is no I in the word team.
But you keep on tryin’ and Texas is still blowing
The state’s fucking you, in the anal cavity.
Till the pain of the screams are spoken,
No double anal girl just trust me.
You have lost Baylor, I will pray for Bears to see.
Now I truly reckon, there is no I in the word team.
You urinate it’s pee, I'll tell ya it’s all urinary,
Unless you’re peeing on me,
Sometimes the hole is hard to stick your dick in.
Blow job yes, blow job no, blow job see, blow job me.
You could be pissin’… pissin’
Yeah pissin’ and peein’, really takin’ a big whiz now.
Ramadanin’ and a kneelin’, Ramadanin’ and a kneelin’
Pissin’, pissin’ and peein'.
Cause it's a race for rats to win
Maybe a race that includes a cow
You can hear ‘em preaching’ to the sinned
Pissin’ and peein', pissin’ and peein'.
Really gonna fucking scream now, really gonna fucking scream now,
Really gonna fucking scream now.
Lost Sailor
Grateful Dead
Compass card is spinning, helm is swinging to and fro
Oh, where is the dog star, oh, where's the moon.
You're a lost sailor, been away too long at sea.
Somedays the gales are howling, sometimes the sea is still as glass.
Oh, raise the main sail, oh, lash the mast.
You're a lost sailor, been away too long at sea.
Now the shorelines beckon, there is a price for being free.
There's a sea bird cryin' and there's a ghost wind blowing
And it's calling you, to that misty swirling sea.
Till the chains of your dreams are broken,
No place in this world you can be.
You're a lost sailor, been away too long at sea.
Now the shorelines beckon, there is a price for being free.
You pay for being free, I'll tell ya freedom don't come easy,
Free don't always come for free,
Sometimes it's hard to know what to believe in.
Where to go, who to go, where to be, who to be.
That means you're driftin'... driftin'
Yeah driftin' and dreamin', really goin' on a dream now.
Really goin' on a feelin', really goin' on a feelin'.
Driftin', driftin' and dreamin'.
Cause it's a place you've never been
Maybe a place you've never seen now
You can hear them callin' on the wind
Driftin' and dreamin', driftin' and dreamin'.
Really goin' on a dream now, really goin' on a dream now,
Really goin' on a dream now.
Grateful Dead:
04-08-89, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH
10-22-89, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
07-08-90, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
09-07-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-08-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-18-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-20-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-21-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-09-91, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-14-91, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-21-91, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-24-91, Sandstone Amphitheatre, Bonner Springs, KS
09-04-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-05-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-06-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY
06-08-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-09-92, Richifeld Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-11-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-12-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-17-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-18-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-22-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-23-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-14-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-17-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-18-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-18-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-21-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
06-22-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
09-09-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-10-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-20-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-21-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
07-29-94, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-17-95, The Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
06-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
07-02-95, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
Bob Weir, 8-31-92, I.C. Light Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA
Ratdog & Rusted Root, 8-12-01, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
The Other Ones, 11-29-02, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
The Dead, Bob Dylan, 8-6-03, Germain Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
Dead & Company, 6-28-17, Blossom Music Center, Cleveland, OH
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