#310. King Clown

Former Republican Senator David Perdue dropped out of the 2022 Georgia Senate race.  He would have taken on Rafael Warnock, the black pastor who convincingly defeated appointed billionaire Kelly Loeffler (the maximum definition of white, female political privilege).

Donald and Kelly were the winners!  Well kinda I guess.  Except, well, they lost.  So in reality, they were the losers.

With Loeffler and Purdue bowing out, this leaves things pretty wide open.  Trump has actively encouraged former Heisman trophy winner and NFL running back Herschel Walker to join the race.  

McClown appointed Walker to a highly coveted position with the Nutrition and Fitness Council

The only problem is that Walker probably won't throw his helmet in the ring.  And he currently lives in the wrong state... Texas.

Smithers impersonator Congressman Doug Collins (R-GA) is also considering a run.

The Orange Prolapse would normally offer one of his total, complete, colonoscopic endorsements but...

... there's another guy who just entered the fray.  He's a military veteran who owns a construction company.  His name is Kelvin King.  And he's a diehard Trumper.

There's just something truly disingenuous and especially nauseating when a young black man kisses Trump's ass.

I'm not entirely sure what's going on here.  What's with Trump and all his new black buddies yo?  My best guess is that McDonald's recently added some new seasonal sides to their dollar menu:  Collard greens, black eyed peas and okra.  Can you think of a better explanation?  Could it really be that orange is the new black? 

King Clown
sonofsaf

Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Came in my pants, came in my pantz
Twas your breast implants
You know the right wing’s callin’ and the Senate’s stallin'
And you’ve got to vote now for the King Clown.

Nigger twerkin’ the crowd
Nigger twerkin’ the crowd
Cum in maybe, cum in maybe, my pantz
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon

Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Came in my pants, came in my pantz
All the product of a lap dance
You know the right wing’s callin’ and the Senate’s stallin'
And you’ve got to vote now for the King Clown.

Swingtown
Steve Miller

Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Come on and dance, come on and dance
Let's make some romance
You know the night is fallin' and the music's callin'
And we've got to get down to Swingtown

We've been workin' so hard
We've been workin' so hard
Come on baby, come on baby, let's dance
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon

Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Come on and dance, come on and dance
We may not get another chance
You know the night is fallin' and the music's callin'
And we've got to get down to Swingtown

 

Steve Miller Band:

06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY (opened for The Dead)
06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ (opened for The Dead)
06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ (opened for The Dead)
06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C. (opened for The Dead)
06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL (opened for The Dead)
06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL (opened for The Dead)
07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH (opened for The Dead)
8-2-97, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
8-13-05, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

Steve Miller has played Pittsburgh a grand total of 22 times since 1972.  Damn!  My hunch is that I've seen him play on a few other occasions but misplaced the ticket stubs.  

Believe it or not, the biggest Star Lake crowd I ever witnessed was a Steve Miller concert back in 1994 with bonus fireworks.  Even though it was on the 9th, not July 4th.  Everyone and their grandmother went to this concert.  I went up to scalp/party.  Never made it inside.  But I just kept watching them sell cheapo $15 lawn tickets at-will.  Totally mesmerizing.  The line to the box office extended up the steps, well into the parking lot.  People were actually leaving their cars parked along the interstate (Route 22) in the emergency lanes.  Crazy shit.  Never seen the place so overwhelmed.  They probably oversold the venue by around somewhere between 6,000 - 8,000 tickets that night, closing in on the 30,000 mark.  No joke.  Now you're probably wondering, where the fuck was the Boogertown Fire Marshall?  Uh, he was at the concert with everybody else... getting fucked up.

* Favorite Steve Miller song is "Abracadabra."

Please do not share this information with Kelvin King (R-GA), Doug Collins (R-GA), Herschel Walker, former U.S. Senator Kelly Loeffler (R-GA), former U.S. Senator David Perdue, and/or former President Donald J. Trump