#339. (I Am The One You Should) Stay Away From

Yinz wanna know who I don't like?

Hint: it's the Orange Prolapse.  Melanine de L'Orange.

(I Am The One You Should) Stay Away From
sonofsaf

Fake news. (Fake news. Fake news. Fake news.)

I suggest that you should not care
Best friend is not a doggie
Q conspiracy blown
He’s a clown
With his orange prolapse out
Eats in the drive thru lane
A Big Mac he won’t abstain
Ball sack
Saggy testicles are the worst
Jag-off douchebag max
When he cums his penis blurts

Time to raise funds you’ll be conceding
Complains and begs through the Verizon
Giuliani and Lord Jesus saves
Bible screws but the Sodomites are praying
At Mar-A-Lago he’s the deceiver
He looks just like an orange buffoon
And uses the facebook to defriend
He feels no pain emogatory plan
Putrid snot is what I am
I am the one you should stay away from

I am the one you should stay away from

Okay (okay, okay, okay)
Button mushroom pin dick
He’ll cum on your, arrrse
The cum is dripping creamy thick
Is he a fuck up?
He will concede his short game’s good
And he gave Stormy a job to blow
Should know it’s all fo sho

Time to raise funds you’ll be conceding
Complains and begs through the Verizon
Giuliani and Lord Jesus saves
Bible screws but the Sodomites are praying
Insurrection wild
He’s fatter than their blimps
Out of Akron’s Goodyear Tire
He sleeps beyond the crack of dawn
He will not stick his finger in ass hole
No tweets from his phone
They scream a con
I am the one you should stay away from

Comfortably Numb
Pink Floyd

Hello? (Hello? Hello? Hello?)

Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me
Is there anyone home?
Come on now
I hear you're feeling down
Well I can ease your pain
Get you on your feet again
Relax
I'll need some information first
Just the basic facts
Can you show me where it hurts?

There is no pain you are receding
A distant ship smoke on the horizon
You are only coming through in waves
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying
When I was a child I had a fever
My hands felt just like two balloons
Now I've got that feeling once again
I can't explain you would not understand
This is not how I am
I have become comfortably numb

I have become comfortably numb

Okay (okay, okay, okay)
Just a little pinprick
There'll be no more, ah
But you may feel a little sick
Can you stand up?
I do believe it's working, good
That'll keep you going through the show
Come on it's time to go

There is no pain you are receding
A distant ship, smoke on the horizon
You are only coming through in waves
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown
The dream is gone
I have become comfortably numb

Pink Floyd:

5-29-94, Ohio Stadium, Columbus, OH
5-31-94, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA

Roger Waters:

Roger Waters, 7-3-12, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
Roger Waters, 9-19-17, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

Australian Pink Floyd:

12-5-07, Benedum Center, Pittsburgh, PA

Brit Floyd:

8-28-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
4-12-17, Benedum Center, Pittsburgh, PA

Quite possibly my biggest concert fail/regret of all time...  Pink Floyd, 5-30-88, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA

Please do not share this information with the Orange Prolapse and/or the immediate family of former President Donald J. Trump.