So lemme get this straight. Religious zealot, evangelical poster child Jerry Falwell Jr. is the President of Liberty University in Lynchburg "Lemonade" Virginia. During August of 2020 he was partying on a yacht. You know, like most of us do during the summer. And he had someone take this silly/provocative photo of him with his pregnant wife.
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Note: how with Jagerbomb in hand, he deliberately unzipped his pants attempting to convey an air of shared discomfort and male empathy.
The problem here, aside from his pasty exposure of minimalistic caucasian gock, is that this Peg Bundy character... well, it isn't his wife. She's a young, impressionable student at Liberty University dag-gummit! And they've been having a titanic affair on board the Hanky Panky Express. All aboard!
Even more amusing, Falwell Jr. is the moron who actually tweeted this pic.
And then quickly deleted it. Yeah, uh, that'll work.
So now Liberty is suing Fartwell Jr. for 10 million. It's one big sex extortion scandal. 1 part honky gock. 1 part embryonic gunt. Suffice to say, the Liberty University Board of Directors wants him gone. Whatever the case, I'm hoping she ends up naming the kid "Liberty." One day all the classroom bullies will call him "Libtard."
Liberty
sonofsaf
He’s a turd with some shit on his thigh
Was eatin’ beans and greens, my oh my
Hey, now, turd, our you holier thou than
Flag unfurled phony colors why?
If I was a cunt, I would get spayed
And I shoulda prayed, wanted to get laid
If you were my liver I would drink still
Religion’s free best way to kill
And religion’s free best way to kill
Ooh, freedom
Ooh, liberty
Oh, job to be blown
Falwell Jr.’s tiny bone
Falwell Jr.’s tiny bone
I was the dean but the Board wasn’t fam
So they accused me of a sham and scam
Hey Obama you fucked this land
Pot smokin’ bacon not kosher can’t stand
My shit’s god damn fecal, and it’s so fucked up
Crap in a blizzard through mire and muck
If I show emotion it’s you not me
And Trump’s a clown and it’s you not me
Oh, Trump’s a clown and it’s you not me
Ooh, freedom
Ooh, liberty
Oh, job to be blown
Falwell Jr.’s tiny bone
Falwell Jr.’s tiny bone
See you in hell the fake tears that I cry
Just like daddy preachin’ all his lies
I spanked her bottom it was more for me
Underage girls like to watch them pee
So I hit the throttle, my gas is blood
You’re not worthy of this flood of blood
Wire to wire the flood of blood
Sins of mine maybe a flood of blood
Sins of mine maybe a flood of blood
Ooh, freedom
Ooh, liberty
Oh, job to be blown
Falwell Jr.’s tiny bone
Falwell Jr.’s tiny bone
Ooh, freedom
Ooh, liberty
Oh, job to be blown
Falwell Jr.’s tiny bone
You gotta suck his tiny bone
You gotta suck his tiny bone
Liberty
Grateful Dead
Saw a bird with a tear in his eye
Walking to New Orleans, my oh my
Hey, now, bird, wouldn't you rather die than
Walk this world when you're born to fly?
If I was the sun, I'd look for shade
If I was a bed, I would stay unmade
If I was a river I'd run uphill
If you call me you know I will
And if you call me you know I will
Ooh, freedom
Ooh, liberty
Oh, leave me alone
To find my own way home
To find my own way home
Say what I mean and I don't give a damn
I do believe and I am who I am
Hey now mama come take my hand
Whole lotta shakin' all over this land
If I was an eagle, I'd dress like a duck
Crawl like a lizard and honk like a truck
If I get a notion I'll climb this tree
Or chop it down and you can't stop me
Oh, chop it down and you can't stop me
Ooh, freedom
Ooh, liberty
Oh, leave me alone
To find my own way home
To find my own way home
Went to the well but the water was dry
Dipped my bucket in the clear blue sky
Looked in the bottom and what did I see?
The whole damned world looking back at me
If I was a bottle, I'd spill for love
Sake of mercy I would kill for love
If I was a liar I'd lie for love
Sake of my baby I'd die for love
Sake of my baby I'd die for love
Ooh, freedom
Ooh, liberty
Oh, leave me alone
To find my own way home
To find my own way home
Ooh, freedom
Ooh, liberty
Oh, leave me alone
To find my own way home
I'm gonna find my own way home
I'm gonna find my own way home
Grateful Dead:
04-08-89, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH
10-22-89, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
07-08-90, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
09-07-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-08-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-18-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-20-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-21-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-09-91, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-14-91, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-21-91, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-24-91, Sandstone Amphitheatre, Bonner Springs, KS
09-04-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-05-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-06-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY
06-08-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-09-92, Richifeld Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-11-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-12-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-17-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-18-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-22-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-23-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-14-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-17-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-18-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-18-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-21-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
06-22-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN ^
09-09-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-10-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-20-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-21-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
07-29-94, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-17-95, The Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
06-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
07-02-95, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN*
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