#282. Major Biden

In the realm of all that is wholly predictable, Fox News can't get enough of Major Biden, the feisty German Shepherd in the White House.  

(Biden dog craves human flesh)

A brand new story pops up almost every single day.  And then the Fox News affiliate websites run with it.  Some recent headlines..

Biden dog poops on White House floor.

Biden should keep dog Major away from people after 2nd bite: lawyers

Biden's dog Major to return to the White House: 'He's a sweet dog,' president says

Biden WH 'tension' to blame for Major getting agitated, dog expert says. (They hired Cesar Milan, the canine whisperer, and put him on a healthy retainer)

Cesar Millan reveals why Biden family dog Major might be biting people: 'There is no safety protocol'

 

and today's headline...

 

Biden’s dog Major is going to get ‘additional training’ and it's not cheap

 

 

I'm quite certain that Fox News has a "doggie desk."  And for the love of dog, I think we all know where this is heading.  While the economy continues to falter and the public seeks a return to normalcy, taxpayer dollars are being irrevocably wasted on Major Biden just because grandpa Joe needs a friend in the White House.  Sad!

 

 

Major Biden
sonofsaf

Major Biden is my name
I'm gonna teach you all about the shame
Of rabies
Lovingly you are teasing me
A major Biden bite from me
I’m not a good, boy
Thick coat, nice fur.

German dogs have a mentality
Shovel all that shit so respectfully
What have you done for me lately
You wanna have a piece of me
I said nip, bite, nip, bite

Major Biden’s not your friend
Let’s heap upon the barkin’ blame
Just feed me now boy
Meat and greet
Meat and greet and then some
Meat and greet beat your meat
Animalistic porn, boy
Thick coat, nice fur.

German dogs have a mentality
Shovel all that shit so respectfully
What have you done for me lately
You wanna have a piece of me
I said nip, bite, nip, bite

 

Sgt. Baker
Primus

Sgt. Baker is my name
I'm gonna teach you how to play the game
Of warfare
Suddenly it appears to me
You got a bit much dignity
For your own good, boy
Yes sir, yes sir.

I will rape your personality
Pummel you with my own philosophy
Strip you of your self-integrity
To make you all a bit like me
I said right, left, right, left

Sgt. Baker here again
And if you calls me Puddin' Taine
I'll stomp you down, boy
Steers and Queers
Steers and Queers where you come
From there's just steers and queers
And you ain't got no horns, boy
Yes sir, yes sir

I will rape your personality
Pummel you with my own philosophy
Strip you of your self-integrity
To make you all a bit like me
I said right, left, right, left, right, left 

Primus:

7-21-93, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza)

3-14-98, Beaver Dome, Monaca, PA

6-22-99, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza)

5-22-12, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

4-14-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

7-30-17, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

11-2-17, Goodyear Theatre, Akron, OH

6-8-18, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

 

Primus opened with Sgt. Baker the last time I saw them in 2018.  In a word, it was invigorating.  They're scheduled for June 27, 2021 at Stage AE.  We shall see what happens.  

In a post-Covid world, if there is one summer tour that I'm gonna hit up more than once, it's gotta be this one.  And maybe a Dead or Phish show.  In summation, Primus sucks. 

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