Kinda figured that since I wrote a parody about the Adams dude who went on a killing spree, I'd try an additional Adams variation that's a little more light-hearted. So this song goes out to the fantasy football players who own Green Bay wide receiver Davante Adams. During these troubled times, isn't it technologically refreshing to own a black human being whose net worth is roughly 25 million? Just a subtle reminder... that sometimes the narratives never change.
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| Devanne and Davante (seriously, what are the odds?) |
D. Adams Fantasy
sonofsaf
He’s twerky and he’s quirky
Odiferorous and murky
The color of beef jerky
D. Adams fantasy
He plays in a stadium
Where people come to see him
His salary’s per diem
D. Adams fantasy
(Sweet)
(Cheat)
(Retweet)
So grab your dick and jerk off
Football’s about the playoffs
He’s gonna whack you all off
D. Adams fantasy
The Addams Family
Andrew Gold
Their creepy and their kooky
Mysterious and spooky
Their all together ooky
The Adams family
Their house is a museum
When people come to see 'em
They really are a screaming
The Adams family.
Neat.
Sweet
Petite
So put a witch's shawl on
A broomstick you can crawl on
We're gonna play a call on
The Adams family
Green Bay Packers:
12-20-09, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA
8-23-15, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA
11-26-17, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA
Please do not share this information with Davante Adams, Devanne Villareal, and/or anyone who plays fantasy football.
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