#337. Hey Rude

Rudy went on Tucker Carlson last night to groan and bemoan about the recent FBI raid on his Manhattan apartment.  Personally speaking, I was hoping for a hair paint streaking reprise.  No such luck.  

Rudy's desperately trying to establish a legal and moral equivalency between him and the evil Hunter Biden, an admitted drug addict.  How come Hunter gets a "fake news" teaching gig for woke college kids at Tulane University while I'm the primary target of an FBI investigation?  

Good question Rude.  Keep asking it.  At least you'll get some traction on Hannity and Tucker Carlson. 

Rudy's best defense... "I was only seeking the admiration of an Orange Prolapse" might not hold up well in a court of law.

 

Hey Rude
sonofsaf

Hey Rude, don't be so sad.
You were bad shit a real go-getter.
Be honest, you are not terribly smart
You can still fart we hope it’s not wetter.

Hey Rude, do you get laid.
Prostate cancer prognosis deader.
Just spin it Fox News or O.A.N.N.,
A dig you shin your ass is wetter.

And anytime you feel disdain, hey Rude, remain,
A loyal Orange Prolapse Trumpian soldier.
For well you know that Trump’s a fool who’s filled with stool
Diarrhea’s in the colon beholder

Hey Rude, Trump is a clown.
Douchebag du jour, prolapsin’ mentor.
Dismember rip out intestinal parts,
Then you can fart your ass is wetter.

You got the gout and will not win, hey Rude, nothin’,
You're measuring the length of prolapse width.
You’re Italian and not a Jew, hey Rude, fuck you,
Are you a rat or a loyal soldier?

Hey Rude, don't be so sad.
You were bad shit a real go-getter.
Dismember but stay out of the prison,
And you’ll be so indebted
Debtor debtor debtor debtor debtor debtor, oh.

Hey Jude
Paul McCartney

Hey Jude, don't make it bad.
Take a sad song and make it better.
Remember to let her into your heart,
Then you can start to make it better.

Hey Jude, don't be afraid.
You were made to go out and get her.
The minute you let her under your skin,
Then you begin to make it better.

And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude, refrain,
Don't carry the world upon your shoulders.
For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Hey Jude, don't let me down.
You have found her, now go and get her.
Remember to let her into your heart,
Then you can start to make it better.

So let it out and let it in, hey Jude, begin,
You're waiting for someone to perform with.
And don't you know that it's just you, hey Jude, you'll do,
The movement you need is on your shoulder.

Hey Jude, don't make it bad.
Take a sad song and make it better.
Remember to let her under your skin,
Then you'll begin to make it
Better better better better better better, oh.

Na na na nananana, nannana, hey Jude...
(repeat X number of times, fade)

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