#308. Stivers' Seat

Central Ohio Congressman Steve Stivers announced that next month he'll be vacating his position in the United States House of Representatives.  He plans to join the Ohio Chamber of Commerce.  Hmm.  One would assume that he'd be mentally capable of handling both jobs simultaneously.  Apparently, not so.

Maybe he's grown disenchanted with the current state of the Republican party.  Seriously, who wouldn't be?  When all of your closest political allies spend the bulk of their time praising and worshiping an Orange Prolapse.  I mean, you know... it's just not a good look.  

You rarely see a preemptive resignation from Congress.  Unless it's scandal related.  Even Matt Gaetz is refusing to step down.  And he's essentially some kind of foxy, hetero, pedo, child sex trafficking Catholic priest on Rogaine.

My hunch is that Congressman Stivers is a closet homosexual and someone's threatening to "out" him.  Unless he proactively opts out.  Well, at least that's how the song turned out.

Stivers’ Seat
sonofsaf

Not gonna fight
He is resigning his seat ‘cause he’s too white
Also he’s gay
His asshole likes it that way

Gotta delete
Central Ohio he is feelin’ defeat
Karen is his wife
Cannot believe she was fooled all of her life

A fag it’s true (a fag it’s true)
The price to pay a tad askew (ooh)
He’s not a Jew (he’s not a Jew!)
His hard-on member it must be true

Congress was neat
So many foot rubs for all of the feet
And sucking of meat
Not in the race for the Stivers’ seat

Stivers’ seat, ooh
Stivers’ seat, yeah

Not gonna fight (ooh)
He is resigning his seat ‘cause he’s too white (yeah)
Also he’s gay (ooh)
His asshole likes it that way (yeah)

Stivers’ seat, ooh
Stivers’ seat, yeah

Gotta delete (ooh)
And sucking of meat (yeah)
Congress was neat (ooh)
Back on, back on (yeah)
Back on your feet (ooh)
His asshole likes it that way (yeah)

Stivers’ seat, ooh
Stivers’ seat, yeah
Stivers’ seat, ooh
Stivers’ seat, yeah
Yeah
Stivers’ seat

Driver’s Seat
Sniff’n The Tears

Doing alright
A little driving on a Saturday night
And come what may
Gonna dance the day away

Jenny was sweet
She always smiled for the people she'd meet
On trouble and strife
She had another way of looking at life

The news is blue (the news is blue)
Has its own way to get to you (ooh)
What can I do (what can I do?)
I'll not remember my time with you

Pick up your feet
You've got to move to the trick of the beat
There is no elite
Just take your place in the driver's seat

Driver's seat, ooh
Driver's seat, yeah

We're doing alright (ooh)
A little driving on a Saturday night (yeah)
And come what may (ooh)
Gonna dance the day away (yeah)

Driver's seat, ooh
Driver's seat, yeah

Jenny was sweet (ooh)
There is no elite (yeah)
Pick up your feet (ooh)
Pick up, pick up (yeah)
Pick up your feet (ooh)
Gonna dance the day away (yeah)

Driver's seat, ooh
Driver's seat, yeah
Driver's seat, ooh
Driver's seat, yeah
Yeah
Driver's seat

Sniff'n The Tears (Horrible band name. Great tune though) played at the Stanley Theater back in 1979.  Their only appearance in the Burgh.  Being age 9, and living an hour away, I missed that show.  Probably was trying to figure out who the hell shot JR Ewing.  

Always liked the clip from Boogie Nights.  Great movie.  Killer soundtrack.

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