Here's an asymmetric solution to conquer "vaccine hesitancy" or "vaccine resistance" from the conspiracy wing of the Republican party. You know, the diehard Trumpers.
The no-abortions whatsoever crowd. Rape? Doesn't matter, have the baby. Incest? Even better, helps maintain purity and a strong family history.
The billionaires desperately need tax cuts crowd. These are the precious job creators who incentivize capitalism.
The Lee Greenwood stand up and salute crowd. Hey, if you don't like my country, then get the hell out.
These subhumans tend to be absolutists on just about every issue conceivable. Largely thanks to the Orange Prolapse. So it's no surprise that many are leery of getting a shot in the arm compliments of the United States government. Comes with the territory.
My theory goes something like this. If you want to entice the crazies, you gotta speak to them on their level. And since all of them are self-described gun nuts and ammunition fanatics, I'd start phrasing the "vaccine shot" in terms of a "vaccine gun." On a subliminal level, I think it would appeal to their sensibilities. "Did yinz get yer free vaccine gunshot?" Sounds more agreeable than hearing unfamiliar words like "Astra Zeneca" or "Moderna." What's the deal with Johnson & Johnson anyway? I already got a dick and it works just fine. Don't need no second cock. And what's up with that fucked up Pfizer spelling. Screw the French and fuck all of 'dem libtard hippies.
See where I'm coming from? Trump had the right idea all along. Remember early on when he was talking about being "injected with disinfectant" and the prospects of "herd mentality?" His supporters totally ate that shit up.
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| (Spraying Lysol up your ass is a great idea. Hey, what have you got to lose?) |
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