Monday, April 12, 2021

#281. Border Czar

The Fox News propaganda machine regarding U.S. Southern border policy is about as predictable as the Orange Prolapse's willingness to insult minority women of color.

A few weeks ago, Biden appointed VP Kamala Harris to the position of "Border Czar."  Her main function is to engage diplomatically behind the scenes with the Northern Triangle countries: Guatemala, Honduras, and El Salvador. 


I'm waiting for that epic moment in time when some overly-aggressive Fox News host screws up on live television  and says, "Kamala's more concerned with her own Southern triangle as opposed to the Northern Triangle."



 

Border Czar
sonofsaf

VP, you are my border czar
Games the people play
Liberty freedom is so far
Enter the legal way

The immigrants died, died alive
Along the border line

World, gotta biggie size
Fill ‘er up with lies
Fake news, never was a crime

Money’s lot better when you’re lonely
Donald Trump is homely
He is homely, he is homely

VP, you are my border czar
Games the people play
Liberty freedom is so far
Enter the legal way

Feels so good when we're tweeting hatred for another,
Spill the blood.

Maybe, what the fuck, blood in as much.
You're wall I can’t conceive of.

Money’s lot better when you’re lonely
Donald Trump is homely
He is homely, he is homely

VP, you are my border czar
Games the people play
Liberty freedom is so far
Enter the legal way

 

Shining Star
Jerry Garcia

Honey, you are my shining star
Don't you go away
Wanna be right here where you are
until my dying day

So many have tried, tried to find
a love like yours and mine

Girl, don't you realize
how you hypnotize?
Make me, love you more each time

Honey I'll never leave you lonely
Give my love to you only
to you only, to you on - ly

Honey, you are my shining star.
Don't you go away.
Wanna be right here where you are
until my dying day.

Feels so good when we're lying here next to each other,
lost in love.

Baby, when we touch, love you so much.
You're all I ever dreamed of.

Honey I'll never leave you lonely;
give my love to you only,
to you only, to you only.

Honey, you are my shining star.
Don't you go away.
Wanna be right here where you are
until my dying day


Grateful Dead:

04-08-89, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH
10-22-89, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
07-08-90, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
09-07-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-08-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-18-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-20-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-21-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-09-91, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-14-91, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-21-91, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-24-91, Sandstone Amphitheatre, Bonner Springs, KS
09-04-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-05-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-06-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY
06-08-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-09-92, Richifeld Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-11-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-12-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-17-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-18-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-22-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-23-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-14-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-17-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-18-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-18-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-21-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
06-22-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
09-09-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-10-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-20-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-21-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
07-29-94, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-17-95, The Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
06-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
07-02-95, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN*

* - no ticket, crashed the gate
 
I am by no means a sentimental individual.  But I would strongly encourage any hippies out there who plan on getting married... to play the Jerry Garcia version of "Shining Star" at their wedding.

Never saw the Jerry Garcia Band.  Interestingly enough, the last concert I saw, before Covid dismantled the entire live music industry, was Melvin Seals and the Jerry Garcia Band at Jergel's in Warrendale, PA on March 11, 2020.  Since then, I haven't seen shit.  This despite a noticeable increase in dog poop, and also human excrement, in and around the Burgh.

Please do not share this information with Vice President Kamala Harris, President Joe Biden, former President Donald J. Trump and/or Fox News.


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