#292. Nikk It Up

Former Governor Nikki Haley (R-SC) is having difficulty trying to strike the "right" balance.  Between rejecting the McDonald's Clown.  Or lovingly embracing the Orange Prolapse.  In case you haven't figured it out, both characters are one in the same... Trump.  

Comments immediately following the insurrection:

"We need to acknowledge he let us down.  He went down a path he shouldn't have, and we shouldn't have followed him, and we shouldn't have listened to him.  And we can't let that ever happen again."

"His actions since Election Day will be judged harshly by history."

A few months later Nikki H. has markedly changed her tune.  Comments from a couple days ago:

Asked if she would support the Orange Prolapse in 2024... a straightforward and resounding "yes."  Furthermore... "I had a great working relationship with him.  I appreciated the way he let me do my job."

Considering the gravity and positioning of the 2024 South Carolina Republican primary, I imagine it will get "sickeningly interesting" as all the Trumpian lap dogs (Haley, Pence, Cruz, Hawley, etc. ) collectively salivate for his approval.  

 

Nikk It Up
sonofsaf

I gotta say you’re a real go-getter
I want some Indian lace and leather
Don’t eat cow meat but if you do don’t waste it
We just need a marinade to baste it
Taxpayer dime you can go fuck yourself

Nikk it up, Nikk it up, pray to a cow now
Nikk it up, Nikk it up, ooh yeah
Nikk it up, Nikk it up, cum on, cum on
Nikk it up, Nikk it up

There’s gonna be an inauguration
I better get a sworn-in-vitation
A Vishnu treat you will taste the chutney
Nikk it up, Nikk it up
I won’t smoke weed, or crack like a dummy
Taxpayer dime you can go fuck yourself

Nikk it up, Nikk it up, pray to a cow now
Nikk it up, Nikk it up, ooh yeah
Nikk it up, Nikk it up, cum on, cum on
Nikk it up, Nikk it up

Cum on - pray to a cow now (pray to a cow now)
Ooh yeah (ooh yeah) ooh yeah (ooh yeah), yeah yeah

 

Lick It Up
Kiss

Don't wanna wait 'til you know me better
Let's just be glad for the time together
Life's such a treat and it's time you taste it
There ain't a reason on earth to waste it
It ain't a crime to be good to yourself

Lick it up, lick it up, it's only right now
Lick it up, lick it up, ooh yeah
Lick it up, lick it up, come on, come on
Lick it up, lick it up

Don't need to wait for an invitation
You gotta live like you're on vacation
There's something sweet you can't buy with money -
lick it up, lick it up
It's all you need, so believe me honey
It ain't a crime to be good to yourself

Lick it up, lick it up, it's only right now
Lick it up, lick it up, ooh yeah
Lick it up, lick it up, come on, come on
Lick it up, lick it up

Come on - it's only right now (it's only right now)
Ooh yeah (ooh yeah) ooh yeah (ooh yeah), yeah yeah 

Kiss:

3-27-97, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV

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7-4-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

12-13-09, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

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9-2-12, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

8-24-14, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

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3-30-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

Please do not share this information with former United Nations Ambassador Nikki Haley (R-SC), former President Donald J. Trump, and/or any Republican presidential contenders in 2024.