Generally speaking, there are 12 Ivy League Universities in the United States. But these are the eight that really get under the skin of Fox News.
- Harvard University (Massachusetts)
- Yale University (Connecticut)
- Princeton University (New Jersey)
- Columbia University (New York)
- Brown University (Rhode Island)
- Dartmouth College (New Hampshire)
- University of Pennsylvania (Pennsylvania)
- Cornell University (New York)
Why? Because they are deliberately teaching and purposely advocating all that is woke. You woke bastards! You see, this is patently unforgivable behavior because when all of these kids eventually graduate and get high-paying, influential jobs in finance and industry, they'll all be espousing liberal ideology --- Marxism, socialism, raising taxes, a disdain for trickle-down Reaganomics, and so on and so forth.
It's so god damn unfair. And yep, topping it off, all of them are politically correct agnostics and atheists. So not only does their behavior negatively impact the quest for unbridled, hyper-capitalism, but it's also an affront to the Lord our God. Hard to argue with that perspective, eh?
Dedicated to the late Eddie Van Halen. I had no idea that you originally sang for Deep Purple before you landed the Van Halen gig.
Woke Alma Mater
sonofsaf
We all paid up the big dough
Our education will be fine
Klingon heaven is in sto-vo-kor
No dishonor crime
Fraternity of brothers
Deem the Orange Prolapse a clown
Eric’s the really stupid one
Deserves the ground and pound
Woke alma mater
Conservatives they cry
Woke alma mater
Mickey was a fucking mouse
Minnie knew how to get down
Uh, then there’s Maude a golden shower spout
Spewing world renowned
Dead fly into Dover
A Delawarin’ Air Force Base
No Minneapolis doubt
The verdict in the Chauvin case
Woke alma mater
Conservatives they cry
Woke alma mater
Grandmaster Flash with the Hotel Motel
And the porno, sold and scared
But when the justice for all thing was denied
Turns out nobody cared
With some power white, black lines instead
Don’t matter do not fret
And just know your kiss is on my list
Hall and Oates and Oates was only five feet six
Woke alma mater
Conservatives they cry
Woke alma mater
Smoke On The Water
Deep Purple
We all came out to Montreux
On the Lake Geneva shoreline
To make records with a mobile
We didn't have much time
Frank Zappa and the Mothers
Were at the best place around
But some stupid with a flare gun
Burned the place to the ground
Smoke on the water
A fire in the sky
Smoke on the water
They burned down the gambling house
It died with an awful sound
Uh, Funky Claude was running in and out
Pulling kids on the ground
When it all was over
We had to find another place
But Swiss time was running out
It seemed that we would lose the race
Smoke on the water
A fire in the sky
Smoke on the water
We ended up at the Grand Hotel
It was empty, cold, and bare
But with the Rolling truck Stones thing just outside
Making our music there
With a few red lights, a few old beds
We make a place to sweat
No matter what we get out of this
Ha, I know, I know we'll never forget
Smoke on the water
A fire in the sky
Smoke on the water
Deep Purple has played around Pittsburgh a grand total of 14 times since way back in 1969 when I was -1 years old. I've seen them twice.
6-15-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (w/ The Scorpions)
9-1-17, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (w/ Alice Cooper)
Please do not share this material with anyone who excessively uses the term "woke."
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