#296. Kevin McCarthy

Oh that poor minority House Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-CA).  

Just a few hours ago he felt compelled to tweet...

America is built on the idea that we are all created equal and success is earned through honest, hard work. It isn’t built on identity, race, or religion. 

The Republican Party is the party of Lincoln & the party of more opportunity for all Americans—not nativist dog whistles.

Apparently he felt the need to distance himself and the Republican party from the new "America First" caucus brought to you by wingnuts Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA), Paul Gosar (R-AZ), Louie Gohmert (R-TX), Barry Moore (R-AL), and Matt Gaetz (R-FL).  These Orange Prolapse worshiping crackpots just released a 7 page dissertation about their vision for preserving Anglo-Saxon traditions in America.  

Peculiar how nobody from this new KKcock-us even bothered to brainstorm for 5 seconds... and reach a 3rd grader's conclusion that "America First"... will inevitably be jokingly referred to as "America Worst."

 

Kevin McCarthy
sonofsaf

Kevin McCarthy, you are a turd
Trump is gonna call you a big ass nerd

And if that orange prolapse don’t wink
Trump is gonna ask you to kiss his stink

And if the orange prolapse has gas
Trump is gonna take it way up his ass

And if that asshole isn’t woke
Trump is gonna need you to flag a boat

And if that boat don’t got no flags
Trump is gonna feel like he’s on the rag

And if that tampon full disclosure
Trump is gonna bleed out his ass bend over

And if he bends over but can’t fart
Trump is gonna sell you some works of art

And if that art is counterfeit
Just try and sell it and watch your life go to shit

 

Hush, Little Baby
Cecil Sharp

Hush, little Baby, don't say a word,
Papa's gonna buy you a Mockingbird.

And if that mockingbird don't sing,
Papa's gonna buy you a diamond ring.

And if that diamond ring turns brass,
Papa's gonna buy you a looking glass.

And if that looking glass gets broke,
Papa's gonna buy you a billy goat,

And if that billy goat won't pull,
Mama's gonna buy you a cart and bull,

And if that cart and bull turn over,
Mama's gonna buy you a dog named Rover.

And if that dog named Rover won't bark,
Papa's gonna buy you a horse and a cart.

And if that horse and cart fall down,
You'll still be the sweetest little baby in town.

 

 

Please do not share this information with House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-CA), Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA), Paul Gosar (R-AZ), Louie Gohmert (R-TX), Barry Moore (R-AL), Matt Gaetz (R-FL), and/or any other miscellaneous miscreants of the newly established "America First" Caucus.  Wow, what a great name.  How creative!