The Orange Prolapse endorsed Texas State Senate Candidate Leigh Wambsganns!
Today is the day! To all Voters in Texas’ 9th State Senate District: GET OUT AND VOTE for a phenomenal Candidate, Leigh Wambsganss. She is a highly successful Entrepreneur, and an incredible supporter of our Movement to, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. My very good friend, Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick, needs a strong conservative Republican in SD-9 to KEEP TEXAS RED! The Radical Left Democrats are spending a fortune to beat a true MAGA Warrior, Leigh Wambsganss. You can win this Election for Leigh, who has my Complete and Total Endorsement. POLLS CLOSE AT 7 P.M. GET OUT AND VOTE FOR LEIGH WAMBSGANSS! Find your closest Polling Location here. Leigh will NEVER let Texas, or the USA, down! President DJT
And the results are in!
Interesting to note: The 9th District in Texas has already been cracked, packed and gerrymandered to the point of political depravity.
Regardless, let's give Leigh Wambsganss a well deserved Orange Prolapse participation trophy.
She was certainly the more attractive candidate. Butt Fort Worth area voters just didn't see it that way.
Wambsganss’ Shitter
sonofsaf
Wambsganss’ shitter, she’s takin’ it up the ass
A cunt of crust, vaginal rash
His unclean jism, was unclean as a shart
Even worse than a Donald Trump fart
Wambsganss’ shitter, Wambsganss’ pisser
Don’t be a shithead, Wambsganss disser
Wambsganss’ shitter, Wambsganss’ pisser
Don’t be a shithead, Wambsganss disser
Wambsganns disser, she’s a cock sucker
It’s her gay style that mother fucker
Straight up the ass, and she’s gonna confess
Melania’s wetter because she is BeBest
Wambsganss’ shitter, Wambsganss’ pisser
Don’t be a shithead, Wambsganss disser
Wambsganss’ shitter, Wambsganss’ pisser
Don’t be a shithead, Wambsganss disser
Trump ain’t that funny, Orange Prolapse stain
MAGA red’s the color of disdain
Depends, for urinary
Horseface Lake Tahoe’s very stormy
Wambsganss’ shitter, Wambsganss’ pisser
Don’t be a shithead, Wambsganss disser
Wambsganss’ shitter, Wambsganss’ pisser
Don’t be a shithead, Wambsganss disser
Long John Silver
Richard Thompson
Long John Silver, he was on me like a rash
Gave him my trust, gave him my cash
Should have seen through him, should have seen from the start
There's nothing but black in pirate's heart
Long John Silver, Long John Silver
Don't bet your shirt on Long John Silver
Long John Silver, Long John Silver
Don't bet your shirt on Long John Silver
Long John Silver, he's good with numbers
He makes hay while other folks slumber
Gives me the brass, and he keeps all the best
The better to feather his pretty little nest
Long John Silver, Long John Silver
Don't bet your shirt on Long John Silver
Long John Silver, Long John Silver
Don't bet your shirt on Long John Silver
Took all my money, my watch and chain
Crack his head if I see him again
Kind friends, warning take by me
Not every pirate's sailing the sea
Long John Silver, Long John Silver
Don't bet your shirt on Long John Silver
Long John Silver, Long John Silver
Don't bet your shirt on Long John Silver
From 1989 to the present, Richard Thompson has performed in the Burgh a grand total of 12 times. Never heard of him.
