I'll try to keep this brief. Even though it will likely evolve/devolve into the biggest conspiracy in the history of mankind.
This Sunday is Super Bowl 53 at Mercedez Benz Stadium in Atlanta, GA.
Attendance will be approximately 77.500.
Around 6:25 pm, Gladys Knight will perform the national anthem.
During her rendition of the Star Spangled Banner, I think it's reasonable to conclude that a minimal number of players on the field will "take a knee" (a convincing +400 prop bet on several offshore gaming sites). But as far as taking a knee goes, I'm thinking more along the lines of stadium security, team personnel, video techs, etc. Doesn't really matter.
Meanwhile, down in South Florida, Donald Trump will be watching the game from Mar-A-Lago. Upon seeing this heinous act of kneeling, he will become incensed. And impetuously tweet the following...
(admittedly going way out on a limb with the misuse of "there", eh?)
As the game cuts away to commercial, an unusual crowd dynamic will take place inside the stadium. One that is totally unanticipated. One for which there is no contingency plan.
A decentralized, wireless, bombardment of information will saturate the venue.
Several hundred fans will defiantly start marching towards the concourses. This will be live.
CBS will interrupt the commercial and immediately cut back to the stadium... as a number of fans believe their lives to be in imminent danger. Clear and present danger. Their behavior will trigger a broader panic. People will run for the concourses. Up and down steep steps. Violently crowding the concourses and escalators. Again, this will be live.
The ensuing chaos will manifest itself via multiple, scattered, disjointed human stampedes throughout the stadium.
87 people will die. 1,500+ will be injured, 250 critically.
Super Bowl 53 will be cancelled... before the official kick off.
What happens next? Are you seriously asking me to be more specific?
Listen up! You ground-damn god-hog jag-off...
Hey, at this point, why would it matter? Your guess is as good as mine.
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