#1606. Luka

Plenty of "shell-sock" moments at the 2022 World Cup.  Other than the Argentina/France finale (don't cry for me Eiffel Tower), I think you could make a fair argument that Croatia's late goal in extra time... to counter Brazil's late goal in extra time... to force a penalty shoot out... was particularly brutal.

Croatia defeated Brazil on penalties (4-2).  Nothing beats seeing male soccer superheroes cry profusely.

Other people I enjoy watching cry?  Definitely Oath Keeper dumbshits & Proud Boy fucks facing stiff sentences in federal prison.  And of course, the Orange Prolapse as well as any remnants of the previous administration dealing with criminal referrals from the 1-6 select committee.  Bazinga!

 

Luka
sonofsaf

His name is Luka
Modric isn’t very poor
Modric midfields for you
Yes, Lionel Messi's a whore

His possession’s such a delight
Seems kinda humble, skills outta site
Argentina just because
Argentina just because
Argentina just because

He’s certainly not ugly
He knows how to draw a crowd
And definitely not lazy
Probably is well-endowed

He’s quick and fit, oh my and my
And never fat, his diet’s why
Croatian soccer is hardcore
Croatian soccer is hardcore
Croatian soccer is hardcore

Yes, La Liga’s the way
Talk about Real Madrid
Gets, plenty ass, that's safe to say
Doubt he’d ever think ‘bout being gay

The world stage he’s in the zone
More than a token, he’s well known
Argentina not a fan
Argentina not a fan
Argentina not a fan

His name is Luka
Modric isn’t very poor
Modric midfields for you
Yes, Lionel Messi's a whore

His possession’s such a delight
Seems kinda humble, skills outta site
Argentina just because
Argentina just because
Argentina just because

He’s quick and fit, oh my and my
And never fat, his diet’s why
Croatian soccer is hardcore
Croatian soccer is hardcore
Croatian soccer is hardcore

 

Luka
Suzanne Vega

My name is Luka
I live on the second floor
I live upstairs from you
Yes, I think you've seen me before

If you hear something late at night
Some kind of trouble, some kind of fight
Just don't ask me what it was
Just don't ask me what it was
Just don't ask me what it was

I think it's 'cause I'm clumsy
I try not to talk too loud
Maybe it's because I'm crazy
I try not to act too proud

They only hit until you cry
And after that, you don't ask why
You just don't argue anymore
You just don't argue anymore
You just don't argue anymore

Yes, I think I'm okay
Walked into the door again
Well, if you ask, that's what I'll say
And it's not your business anyway

I guess I'd like to be alone
With nothing broken, nothing thrown
Just don't ask me how I am
Just don't ask me how I am
Just don't ask me how I am

My name is Luka
I live on the second floor
I live upstairs from you
Yes, I think you've seen me before

If you hear something late at night
Some kind of trouble, some kind of fight
Just don't ask me what it was
Just don't ask me what it was
Just don't ask me what it was

They only hit until you cry
And after that you don't ask why
You just don't argue anymore
You just don't argue anymore
You just don't argue anymore

I'm already pre-gaming for the 2026 World Cup.  Assuming we're still alive, and it's logistically feasible, I'm thinking West Coast for the group stage. 

Some form of this... Mexico City > Los Angeles > San Francisco > Seattle > Vancouver

And then hit the East Coast for some portion of the knock-out round. Wherever it is.  Likely East Rutherford and/or Philly (Met Life Stadium and Lincoln Financial Field).  I doubt Boston gets a knock-out game.  Maybe Toronto, Canada.

The main objective would be to hit both coats.

Please do not share this material with Croatian midfielder Luka Modric.