Hey Vaccine!

It has been a while since my last Covid-19 parody...  My Corona.
So I thought I'd take another stab.

Funny side note:

Sweet things from Boston
So young and willing

I always thought the lyrics were...

Sweet things from Boston
So young in Wheeling


Steely Dan
Hey Nineteen (karaoke version) 

Way back when in '67           
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi       
Sweet things from Boston
So young and willing
Moved down to Scarsdale
Where the hell am I?

Hey, nineteen
No, we can't dance together (We can't dance together)
No, we can't talk at all
Please take me along when you slide on down

Hey, nineteen
That's 'Retha Franklin
She don't remember the Queen of Soul
It's hard times befallen
The sole survivors
She thinks I'm crazy
But I'm just growin' old

Hey, nineteen
No, we got nothin' common
No, we can't dance together
No, we can't talk at all
Please take me along when you slide on down

The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing
(Say it again)

The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing
The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing

No, we can't dance together
No, we can't talk at all

So here is Saffy's new and improved version! 
You gotta love the opening salvo.
Just click it up in yer different multicast window.
And sing along!

Steely Dan - Hey Nineteen. 


Hey Vaccine!


Plague from hell... or maybe heaven

There was a virus in central China

Bad (Bat) shit from Wuhan

So sick and scary

Inside wet market

What the fuck is this?


Hey Vaccine!
 
Yeah, you can’t eat together (you can’t eat together)

Yeah, you must wash your hands

And please stay away when you go outside



Hey Vaccine!

That’s Donnie Douchebag
He don’t remember (that) he's an asshole

His skin leaves me crawlin’
Cruel conniver

We think he’s lazy
But he’s just orange and old (bald)
 
Hey Vaccine!


Yeah, you be Putin a mask on (you can’t eat together)

Yeah, you must wash your hands
Yeah, who will take the fall?

And please stay away when you go outside



Mean!

Sure looks bad

No no no

Tweet a little slower now 



Remdesivir
Hydroxychloroquine

Vaccinate inside the skin (inside of the skin)



Remdesivir

Hydroxychloroquine

Vaccinate inside of the skin



Remdesivir
Hydroxychloroquine

Vaccinate inside of the skin



Yeah, you can’t eat together

Yeah, you must wash your hands