Let's be honest. Nobody likes JD Vance. Even his kids hate his guts.
But as much as I dislike the VEEP, what I truly abhor are the "artificially generated" images of him all over the internet. The pics just make me feel uneasy and/or uncomfortable.
In other news, the big game is almost upon us.
Prediction? Steelers 13, Ravens 13.
That's right yinzer faithful. The Immaculate Tie!
Not to be confused with The Immaculate Rejection.
Warning: graphic content. |
For the sake of historical posterity, The Immaculate Tie would ideally be a scoreless affair (0-0). But that just doesn't seems realistic. 13-13 sounds about right.
Vance
sonofsaf
Forty-five
A Euro dumbshit wife
Orange Prolapse his disguise
He’s holier-than-thou
Oh, Vice President Vance clown, oh
Mother fucker, Donald Trump has fucked us
Fox News sucker, even worse than Jesus
Mother fucker, Donald Trump has fucked us
Libs to blame
Pants on fire
Adulterous liar
Lake Tahoe overnighter
Motorboatin’ Stormy D.
Oh, Vice President Vance clown, oh
Mother fucker, Donald Trump has fucked us
Fox News sucker, even worse than Jesus
Mother fucker, Donald Trump has fucked us
Libs to blame
[x2]
Forty-seven’s devout
But Charlie Kirk was the clown
Forty-seven’s devout
Shout, number 2, shitshow
Mother fucker, Donald Trump has fucked us
Fox News sucker, even worse than Jesus
Mother fucker, Donald Trump has fucked us
Libs to blame
Dance
Planetshakers
I'm alive
'Cause Jesus gave me life
He opened up my eyes
I can see clearly now
Oh, everybody dance now, oh
Everybody, give it up for Jesus
Give Him glory, for He has redeemed us
Everybody, give it up for Jesus
Praise His name
My desire
Is to lift You higher
It's only burning brighter
This passion inside of me
Oh, everybody dance now, oh
Everybody, give it up for Jesus
Give Him glory, for He has redeemed us
Everybody, give it up for Jesus
Praise His name
[x2]
This praise is bursting out
And I can't contain it now
This praise is bursting out
Out, out, 1, 2, let's go
Everybody, give it up for Jesus
Give Him glory, for He has redeemed us
Everybody, give it up for Jesus
Praise His name
Planetshakers have never brought their brand of Christian indoctrination to the Burgh.
Praise D-g!
#1450. J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)
#1465. Vance Is A Cunt (Eminence Front --- The Who)
#2005. Vance Is White And Gay (Dance the Night Away --- Van Halen)
#2009. Vance, Vance, Vance (Dance, Dance, Dance --- Neil Young)
#2561. Vance (Chance --- Robert Palmer)
#2562. J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Ella Fitzgerald)
#2566. Vance (Chance --- Big Country)
#2648. Usha Vance (In A Trance --- Malcolm Todd)
#2657. J.D. Vance (Army Ants --- Stone Temple Pilots)
#2658. Vance, Motherfucker, Vance! (Dance, Motherfucker, Dance! --- Violent Femmes)
#2659. J.D. Vance (And We Danced --- The Hooters)
