#1105. Ginny

This parody was originally supposed to be about Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas' plus-size wife.

Ginni!

She recently admitted to attending the 1-6 rally in support of the Orange Prolapse.  But then claimed she had nothing to with the organization or planning aspects.

I started writing but just couldn't summon the requisite inspiration.  

So I made it about a different Ginni.  A better Ginni.  A superior Ginni.  RIP (1964 - 2010).

Ginny Sack! (Denise Borino-Quinn)

Although my current focus is almost entirely political (the big lie, Trump, his endorsements, etc.), I might start writing a few Sopranos-themed parodies.  It's a pleasant break in the action.

 

Ginny
sonofsaf

Maserati is too low for you girl
Johnny Sack is a boss who’s outta this world
Weight Watcher’s the case but it’s such a waste
Hiding candy bars ain’t gonna help your waist
Hesh was the fucking greatest Jew
New Jersey Christian fundamentalist bullshit too

Don't ever let them see you eat
Don't ever let them see you feed
Don't ever think that fasting can
Don't ever think Deal-A-Meal’s the plan

[Chorus:]
Ginny mafia boss’s wife
Ginny
Presence you can’t deny
Ginny
She happens to be very wide
Ginny fat joke’s the reason why

And if you need to kill Russian scum
Interior decor is kinda dumb
Visiting Day cannot defile
Heavy metal shit ain’t their style
Wrap up lobster roll for your hon
That party planning shit is wedding fun

Don't ever let them see you eat
Don't ever let them see you feed
Don't ever think that fasting can
Don't ever think Deal-A-Meal’s the plan

[Chorus]

Yeah, Ginny, Ginny, huh [8 times]

 

Skinny
Filter

So here you are in your small little world
Kept up like a little precious virgin girl
To hear 'bout your grace and your silly face
Wrapped up like a knot in a ball of shoelace
And everytime I talk to you
It sounds like you're caught in a psychological flu

Don't ever let them see you cheat
Don't' Ever let them see you bleed
Don't Ever let them shake your hand
Don't ever let them believe that scam

[Chorus:]
Skinny And it will make you cry
Skinny
And it will make you lie
Skinny
And if it makes you soft inside
Skinny At least you will not die

And if you take a good look at them
All caught up in their graciousless win
Every sin is their seamless smile
Will go on for a countless while
And just because they think they've won
It just means that the shit has just begun

Don't ever let them see you cheat
Don't ever let them see you beat
Don't ever let them shake your hand
Don't ever let them believe that scam

[Chorus]

Yeah, skinny, skinny, huh [8 times]

Couldn't find a decent live version.  Filter had a slew of rockers.  Skinny is one of 'em.  Title of Record is easily one of the best releases of the late 90's.  Very underrated.

Filter has played the Burgh 9 times (1995 - 2015).  Only saw them once.

Filter:

9-21-99, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA (Family Values Tour)

 

In other news, I just had an epiphany.  Lately in "red'n'rural Pennsylvania" you've started seeing these Joe Biden "I DID THAT!" stickers on the gas pumps.

You know, because most people drive a rig with a 100+ gallon tank.

Someone should come up with a line of stickers featuring Trump stickers entitled "Dump."

Though instead of gas pumps, I'd look to place them on the inside and outside of port-a-jons.  Specifically at outdoor concerts, NASCAR, NFL games, etc. 

I also like the concept of "Orange Trash" stickers on all public dumpsters.  Nice contrast with that distinctive shade of dark green.

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