#1124. Brady, I Know You're Gay

About a month ago, future Hall of Fame quarterback Tom Brady announced his retirement.

 

However, just a few days ago, he announced that he'll be cuming out of retirement.  

Back to Tampon Bay it would appear.

This particular parody has a relaxed, dreamy kinda vibe.  But it pales in comparison to my earlier, triumphant version of Styx's "Lady."  Some of my other notable Brady parodies include... 

Brady Nirvana (Lady Madonna --- The Beatles)

Brady's Camel Toe (Lady Picture Show --- Stone Temple Pilots)

Brady Tom Was The Boy Wonder (Baby Don't Forget My Number --- Milli Vanilli)

Brady With A Lime (Baby One More Time --- Britney Spears)

Brady You're So Fucked Up (Lady You Bring Me Up --- The Commodores)

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More Tom Brady parodies are on the way!  Shooting for 10.  Maybe I'll give Eminem's "The Real Slim Shady" a shot.  Trust me, "The Real Tom Brady" would be a total fucking hella bitch.

Brady, I Know You’re Gay
sonofsaf

Blow jobs of his dong are a disguise
‘Cause he’s fucking men who are gay
Honestly a faggot is not right
How they play love what’s shitty
Butt Tom’s ass is fake
Like a well done steak, hey

Ooh, Brady I know you’re gay, anal play
In the asshole I know you’re gay, anal play
In the butthole go all the way, hey

Buccaneers will cry that you’re their guy
When you retire it’s a surprise
All those deflated balls aren’t very fine, fine, fine
New England Patriots don’t whine
But Tom’s ass is fake
Like a well done steak, hey

Ooh, Brady I know you’re gay, anal play
In the asshole I know you’re gay, ooh
In the butthole go all the way, ooh, yeah
But Tom’s ass is fake
Like a well done steak

Is there a pussy between his thighs
On display, open wide
Tom wants you fucking him in his cunt
As if he needed a god damn reason
Butt Tom’s ass is fake
Like a well done steak, hey

Ooh, Brady I know you’re gay, anal play
In the asshole I know you’re gay, ooh
In the butthole go all the way
Ooh, Brady I know you’re gay, anal play
In the asshole I know you’re gay, ooh
In the butthole go all the way, hey

 

Baby, I Love Your Way
Peter Frampton

Shadows grow so long before my eyes
And they're moving across the page
Suddenly the day turns into night
Far away from the city
But don't hesitate
'Cause your love won't wait, hey

Ooh, baby I love your way, every day
Wanna tell you I love your way, every day
Wanna be with you night and day, hey

Moon appears to shine and light the sky
With the help of some fireflies
Wonder how they have the power to shine, shine, shine
I can see them under the pine
But don't hesitate
'Cause your love won't wait, hey

Ooh, baby I love your way, every day
Wanna tell you I love your way, ooh
Wanna be with you night and day, ooh, yeah
Well, don't hesitate
'Cause your love won't wait

I can see the sunset in your eyes
Brown and gray, blue besides
Clouds are stalking islands in the sun
I wish I could buy one out the season
But don't hesitate
'Cause your love won't wait, hey

Ooh, baby I love your way, every day
Wanna tell you I love your way, ooh
Wanna be with you night and day
Ooh, baby I love your way, every day
Wanna tell you I love your way, ooh
Wanna be with you night and day, hey

 

From 1973-2018, Peter Frampton played the Burgh a grand total of 17 times.  I have a vague memory of hearing him while in the Star Lake parking lot.  Listening semi-attentively by the dumpster at the top of the steps.  Not sure of the year or who he was opening for.

Favorite Frampton song?  There can be only one!  Do You Feel Like We Do.

One of these days, I'm gonna purchase a "talk box."  As if people aren't sufficiently irritated by the things I write and the manner in which I speak.

Please do not share this material with future HOF quarterback Tom Brady.