#1122. He Hates Forty Five All The Time/Steny

Plenty of Democrats in the House of Representatives.  But if you're searching for a "backroom power broker," that distinction easily belongs to Maryland's Steny Hoyer.  

Any guesses as to Steny's real first name?

A.  Stenson

B.  Stencil

C.  Stenor

D.  None of the above

The correct answer is D.  His first name is actually Steny.  You'd assume it was a nickname.  Plenty of Lennys, Dennys, Kennys, etc.  Pennys and Jennys too.   

 

He Hates Forty Five All The Time/Steny
sonofsaf

Hey!

Steny, Steny, Baptist not a Jew
No circumcisin’ or prickin’ on you
Your daughter is a dyke she married a whore
A fuckin’ shame you’d better build a wall

Steny, we must outnumber
Congress is outta line
Steny, don't throw me under

He hates forty five all the time
He hates forty five all the time
He hates forty five all the time
He hates forty five all the time

Steny, Steny, loves Nancy Pelosi
Oh, say can you see, our flag is so crappy
Maryland crab cakes we adore, throw a lobster curve
And Cousins Maine Lobster nation, Shark Tank will observe

Steny, we must outnumber
Congress is outta line
Steny, don't throw me under

He hates forty five all the time
He hates forty five all the time
He hates forty five all the time
He hates forty five all the time

It’s hot shit, (It’s hot shit), That’s hot shit
We will outnumber in the halls
It’s hot shit, (It’s hot shit), That’s hot shit
From your asshole, in a toilet stall

Hey, Steny, Trump wants to plunder
Pillaging is not fine
Steny, embrace the thunder

He hates forty five all the time
He hates forty five all the time
He hates forty five all the time
He hates forty five all the time

Steny, Steny, Baptist not a Jew
He hates forty five all the time
For a capitol crime just dial up a coup
He hates forty five all the time

He hates forty five all the time
He hates forty five all the time
He hates forty five all the time
He hates forty five all the time

(Capitol crime) he hates forty five all the time
(Capitol crime) he hates forty five all the time
(Capitol crime) he hates forty five all the time

 

867-5309/Jenny
Tommy Tutone

Hey!

Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to?
You give me somethin' I can hold on to
I know you think I'm like the others before
Who saw your name and number on the wall

Jenny, I got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny, don't change your number

867-5309
867-5309
867-5309
867-5309

Jenny, Jenny, you're the girl for me
Oh, you don't know me, but you make me so happy
I tried to call you before, but I lost my nerve
I tried my imagination, but I was disturbed

Jenny, I got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny, don't change your number

867-5309
867-5309
867-5309
867-5309

I got it, (I got it), I got it
I got your number on the wall
I got it, (I got it), I got it
For a good time, for a good time call

Hey, Jenny, don't change your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny, I call your number

867-5309
867-5309
867-5309
867-5309

Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to?
867-5309
For the price of a dime I can always turn to you
867-5309

867-5309
867-5309
867-5309
867-5309

(5309) 867-5309
(5309) 867-5309
(5309) 867-5309

 

Never seen Tommy Tutone in concert.  He sounds a little rough in that 2014 performance.  Eight years later one can only speculate.

Please do not share this material with Congressman Steny Hoyer (D-MD).