Monday, March 07, 2022

#1085. Sergei

Sergei Shoigu is Vladmir Putin's top military commander for the war in Ukraine.

 



After repeatedly denying an invasion of Ukraine would take place, on February 24, 2022, Russia sent in its "peacekeepers."   Shoigu said the purpose of the invasion "was to protect the Russian Federation from the military threat posed by Western countries, who are trying to use the Ukrainian people in the fight against our country."

Yep, sounds about right.  I'd be surprised if we don't witness suicide bombers and renegade mercenaries showing up in Moscow by the spring.  Why defend rubble?  Think in terms of William Wallace invading lower England.  Take the fight to them. 

I'd also advise Zelenskyy to start invoking his Jewish roots.  Rally the Jews and play into existing U.S. political divisions. 
If you don't have the weaponry, you gotta win the public relations battle at any cost.  Especially now, after the Orange Prolapse has repeatedly invoked the brilliance and strength of Putin.  I'd also start putting out deep fake videos: Russian infantry shooting golden retrievers, smacking and spitting on elderly Ukrainian women, severe injuries to pre-teenage girls, confiscation of stuffed animals and soccer balls, even a Derek Chauvin-esque torture video.  You know, stuff like that.


 


Sergei
sonofsaf

Zelenskyy hates Sergei
Shoigu will fuck you, yeah
Zelenskyy hates Sergei
He’s gonna commit war crimes
But Vladimir loves Sergei
Sergei Shoigu fucks you

Ah
Ah
Ah
Come on
Come on

Tanks are rolling into Ukraine Ukraine
Tanks are rolling into Ukraine Ukraine
Tanks are rolling into Ukraine Ukraine

Putin’s homo romance (Sergei)
Tanks will ad-ad-ad-vance (Sergei)
Putin’s homo romance (Sergei)
Man yeah

Ah
Come on

Putin’s homo romance (Sergei)
Tanks will ad-ad-ad-vance (Sergei)
Putin’s homo romance (Sergei)
Romance! Man

Zelenskyy hates Sergei
Shoigu will fuck you, yeah
Zelenskyy hates Sergei
He’s gonna commit war crimes
But Vladimir loves Sergei
Sergei Shoigu fucks you


Birthday
Paul McCartney

They say it's your birthday
It's my birthday too, yeah
They say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you

Ah
Ah
Ah
Come on
Come on

Yes we're going to a party party
Yes we're going to a party party
Yes we're going to a party party

I would like you to dance (Birthday)
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance (Birthday)
I would like you to dance (Birthday)
Dance yeah

Oh
Come on

I would like you to dance (Birthday)
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance (Birthday)
I would like you to dance (Birthday)
Oh dance! Dance

They say it's your birthday
Well it's my birthday too, yeah
They say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you



The best thing about this particular Paul McCartney tune?  It's basically over before it starts.  Not a big fan.  This live version's from Red Square in Moscow (2003).  Yeah, we're going to a party party.


Paul McCartney:

2-12-90, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH

4–29-02, Gund Arena, Cleveland, OH

8-18-10, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

7-7-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA


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