#1127. Slap You

Will Smith issued an Instagram apology for "the slap."

Work in progress (left).  G.I. Jane (middle).  Chris Rock (right).

Yawn.

Reminds of this time back in high school.  When a buddy of mine mockingly referenced a student's mom as "Jungle Jane."  Meaning that his parent's recent divorce was the result of his mother's adultery and promiscuity.  The kid definitely overheard him make the remark.  But he pretended that he didn't.  Neither were interested in a physical confrontation.  Very uncomfortable situation for everyone.  Some things you just never forget.

Slap You
sonofsaf

Gimme an S (S!)
L (L!)
A (A!)
P (P!)
Fresh Prince rap (Slap!)
Chris Rock should really sue (Slap you!)

Gimme an S (S!)
L (L!)
A (A!)
P (P!)
Fresh Prince rap.  Slap!
Chris Rock should really sue.  Slap you!

That shit got verbal
A comedian
The main attraction
Oscars cum git sum

She has no hair
Her looks cannot improve
The proud the few
The Marines are shaving too

Slap you (Slap you)
Slap you (Slap you)

Will Smith’s hating
Actin’ strong
He is way too proud
He’s not very long

She has no hair
Her looks cannot improve
The proud the few
The Marines are shaving too

Slap you (Slap you)
Slap you (Slap you)
Slap you (Slap you)
Slap you (Slap you)

Gimme an S (S!)
L (L!)
A (A!)
P (P!)
Fresh Prince rap (Slap!)
Chris Rock should really sue (Slap you!)

Gimme an S (S!)
L (L!)
A (A!)
P (P!)
Fresh Prince rap (Slap!)
Chris Rock should really sue (Slap you!)

Sue me
Slap you

She has no hair
Her looks cannot improve
The proud the few
The Marines are shaving too

Slap you (Slap you)
Slap you (Slap you)
Slap you (Slap you)
Slap you (Slap you)

Slap you (Slap you)
Yeah slap you (Slap you)
Slap you (Slap you)
Slap you (Slap you)

 

Rock You
Helix

Gimme an R (R!)
O (O!)
C (C!)
K (K!)
Whatcha got? (Rock!)
And whatcha gonna do? (Rock you!)

Gimme an R (R!)
O (O!)
C (C!)
K (K!)
Whatcha got? Rock!
And whatcha gonna do? Rock you!

Hot as a pistol
Loaded like a gun
Ready for action
Gotta have my fun

Don't just sit there
Come on get up and move
If you want to
Tell you what we're gonna do

Rock you (Rock you)
Rock you (Rock you)

I've been waiting
For so long
Gonna play it loud
Gonna play it strong

Well don't just sit there
Come on get up and move
If you want to
Tell you what we're gonna do

Rock you (Rock you)
Rock you (Rock you)
Rock you (Rock you)
Rock you (Rock you)

Gimme an R (R!)
O (O!)
C (C!)
K (K!)
Whatcha got? (Rock)
And whatcha gonna do? (Rock you)

Gimme an R (R!)
O (O!)
C (C!)
K (K!)
Whatcha got? (Rock)
And whatcha gonna do? (Rock you)

Tell me
Rock you

Don't just sit there
Come on get up and move
If you want to
Tell you what we're gonna do

Rock you (Rock you)
Rock you (Rock you)
Rock you (Rock you)
Rock you (Rock you)

Rock you (Rock you)
Yeah rock you (Rock you)
Rock you (Rock you)
Rock you (Rock you)

According to my research, Helix has never played the Burgh.  I've always thought this song would make for some good college/pro sports "intro" material.  You know, as they storm out of the tunnel.  Very catchy tune.  Surprised nobody has ever latched onto it.  Maybe Duke.  Gimme a D, U, K, E.  You could also substitute the generic word fuck.  Gimme an F, U, C, K.  Whatcha gonna do... FUCK YOU!

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