#1027. Brady's Camel Toe

Finally!  Superstar QB Tom Brady has retired.  Most people are under the assumption that at age 44 and with an unprecedented 7 Super Bowl rings, enough was enough.  Stairway to seven I suppose.

However, the vast majority of football fans are totally unaware of the real reason for his retirement.  You see, after the 2021-22 season came to its conclusion, Brady immediately underwent a secret surgical operation.  A sex change!   Witness the lyrical evidence.

 

 

Brady’s Camel Toe
sonofsaf

Brady’s camel toe, he slides it in a super whore
Brady’s camel toe, he slides it in his pussy’s small
He slides it in for orgasm, for orgasms plenty more
Tom Brady’s bloody face he ate the cunt of a menstruating whore

He’s got a lot of game
He’s got a pretty face
He’s got a lot of game
He’s got a pretty face

Brady’s pussy world, his teammates have a right to know
Brady’s camel toe used to be a cock not long ago
The other teams resent the ways he fucks himself that make him sore
Brady’s bloody face he ate the cunt of a menstruating whore

He’s got a lot of game
He’s got a pretty face
He’s got a lot of game
He’s got a pretty face
Cunt to feed
Cunt to feed
Cunt to feed

He’s got a lot of game
He’s got a pretty face

Brady’s camel toe, he slides it in a super whore
Brady’s camel toe, he slides it in his pussy’s small
He slides it in for orgasm, for orgasms plenty more
Tom Brady’s bloody face he ate the cunt of a menstruating whore

He’s got a lot of game
He’s got a pretty face
He’s got a lot of game
He’s got a pretty face
Cunt to feed
Cunt to feed
Cunt to feed

 

Lady Picture Show
Stone Temple Pilots

Lady picture show, she hides behind the bedroom door
Lady picture show, she hides behind the bedroom wall
She hides because she don't know nothing, don't know nothing anymore
She keeps a funny face it's locked and bagged it's just outside the door

She doesn't know her name
She doesn't know her face
She doesn't know her name
She doesn't know her face

Lady picture girl, I think them boys don't like your show
Lady picture show them boys are gone, should just say no
Your wedding presents' not so daisy picture perfect anymore
Lady funny face it's locked and bagged it's just outside the door

She doesn't know her name
She doesn't know her face
She doesn't know her name
She doesn't know her face
Let them bleed
Let them bleed
Let them bleed

She doesn't know her name
She doesn't know her face

Lady picture show, she hides behind the bedroom door
Lady picture show she hides behind the bedroom wall
She hides because she don't know nothing, don't know nothing anymore
She keeps a funny face it's locked and bagged it's just outside the door

She doesn't know her name
She doesn't know her face
She doesn't know her name
She doesn't know her face
Let them bleed
Let them bleed
Let them bleed

 

Always liked this song.  Back in the day, I wish I had made more of an effort to check these guys out.  Particularly the Rolling Rock festival in Latrobe, PA just before 9/11.  I woke up early that morning... kinda hungover.  But nobody I knew was going and the 2 1/2 hour solo trek from Wheeling just didn't seem palatable. 

Stone Temple Pilots:

5-29-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

Please do not share this information with retired NFL Quarterback Tom Brady.