#1026. (You) Suck Like Tom Brady

After a few days of back and forth, Tom Brady finally figured it out.  He's officially out.

Good riddance.

They should put an asterisk by his name.  You know... the whole cheating scandal, deflated balls thingy.  Kind of a big deal when it's not a level playing field.  And you almost always seem to emerge victorious.  Cue the Lance Armstrong.  Instead of blood doping, they should call it "ball doping."

 

You (Suck Like Tom Brady)
sonofsaf

Ass ass you suck like Tom Brady
Ass ass you suck like Tom Brady
Ass ass you suck like Tom Brady
Ass ass you suck like Tom Brady

Jews and agents always want more
He blew another dime on a whore
Was a flood of blood Christ is white
But his dick wasn’t long when they tortured him right
Alright

Ass ass
Ass ass

Deflategate wasn’t a crime
Ball pressure can be no other way
Testicles upon which you will dine
New England was a run and so was Tampa Bay!

Ass ass you suck like Tom Brady
Ass ass you suck like Tom Brady
Ass ass you suck like Tom Brady
Ass ass you suck like Tom Brady

So here is something you will discover
That Roger Goodell is not your brother
Shoulda fined him for lies, a suspension was wise
He was behavin’ like a penis, still Bill Belichick denies.

Ass ass you suck like Tom Brady
Ass ass you suck like Tom Brady
Ass ass you suck like Tom Brady
Ass ass you suck like Tom Brady

So maybe he’s an Orange Prolapse clown (what a faggot big queer)
Maybe he’s an Orange Prolapse clown (fuck me, suck me, fuck me all night)
Maybe he’s an Orange Prolapse clown (gonna take a leak queer)
Maybe he’s an Orange Prolapse clown (fuck me, suck me, fuck me, suck me)

Tom’s a fuckin’ Brady
Ooh, such bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, asshat.
Ooh, he is a Brady!

Ass ass you suck like Tom Brady
Ass ass you suck like Tom Brady
Ass ass you suck like Tom Brady
Ass ass you suck like Tom Brady

Ass ass you suck like Tom Brady
Ass ass you suck like Tom Brady
Ass ass you suck like Tom Brady
Ass ass you suck like Tom Brady

You, you, you, you suck like Tom Brady
You, you, you, you suck like Tom Brady
You, you, you, you suck like Tom Brady
You, you, you, you suck like Tom Brady

 

Dude (Looks Like A Lady)
Aerosmith

That, that dude looks like a lady
That, that dude looks like a lady
That, that dude looks like a lady
That, that dude looks like a lady

Cruise into a bar on the shore
Her picture graced the grime on the door
She a long lost love at first bite
Baby maybe you're wrong but you know it's alright
That's right

That, that
That, that

Backstage we're havin' the time
Of our lives until somebody say
Forgive me if I seem out of line
Then she whipped out her gun and tried to blow me away!

That, that dude looks like a lady
That, that dude looks like a lady
That, that dude looks like a lady
That, that dude looks like a lady

So, never judge a book by its cover
Or who you're gonna love by your lover
Sayin' love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a Venus, Lord imagine my surprise.

That, that dude looks like a lady
That, that dude looks like a lady
That, that dude looks like a lady
That, that dude looks like a lady

So baby let me follow you down (let me take a peek dear)
Baby let me follow you down (do me, do me, do me all night)
Baby let me follow you down (turn the other cheek dear)
Baby let me follow you down (do me, do me, do me, do me)

Ooh, what a funky lady
Ooh, she like it, like it, like it, like that.
Ooh, he was a lady!

That, that dude looks like a lady
That, that dude looks like a lady
That, that dude looks like a lady
That, that dude looks like a lady

That, that dude looks like a lady
That, that dude looks like a lady
That, that dude looks like a lady
That, that dude looks like a lady

Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady
Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady
Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady
Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady

Aerosmith:

 

7-20-88, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV

8-15-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

8-21-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

6-18-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

Definitely one of the more annoying songs of the late 80's/early 90's.  Exhausting, nauseating, cringe worthy, ridiculously overplayed, etc.  Gives new meaning to the notion of dreaming about a permanent vacation (as in death).

 

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