Saturday, February 05, 2022

#1032. Stephen Ross

It look like the Pixburgh Stillers are now the only NFL team with a black head coach.  The Texans fired David Culley and Dolphins owner Stephen Ross just fired Brian Flores.  But Flores "fired" back at Ross, who incidentally has a current net worth of 8.3 billion dollars.  Poor guy.

Former Coach Flores fires an "anti-tanking" missile.

Flores alleges that Ross wanted him to intentionally throw games so the Dolphins could move up in the draft.  And personally offered him a 100K per game to do so.  Damn!

Whatever.  It's merely the latest predictable scandal in the NFL.

But if you want a real NFL scandal, here's another NFL scandal.  Just sayin'.

 


 

Stephen Ross
sonofsaf

The NFL strife just keeps on giving
And at first glance Stephen has sinned
The honor code is a code forbidden
Stephen Ross is not your friend

There are crimes a hundred K from a Jew
If you fail and throw a game or two
Rooney rule is fake Dan has been forsaken
His voice was canceled in the end

Whites are strong and blacks are mistaken
For pro football strife
football strife
Brian Flores not your friend



Who’s The Boss Theme Song
Larry Carlton

There is more to life than what you're living.
You take a chance and face the wind.
An open road and a road that's hidden
A brand new life around the bend.

There were times when I lost a dream or two.
Found the trail, and at the end was you.
There's a path you take and a path not taken
The choice is up to you my friend.

Nights are long but you might awaken
To a brand new life,
Brand new life
Brand new life around the bend.


Miami Dolphins:

9-7-06, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

11-26-07, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA *

12-8-13, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

10-29-19, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA


* - Ah yes, the Monday Night Mud Bowl.  A torrential downpour delayed the start time for about half an hour.  A punt landed right in front of me and sunk straight into the mud.  In the waning seconds, the Steelers kicked a field goal and rallied to a thrilling 3-0 victory.

As an idiot teenager, I watched  a few episodes of Who's The Boss in prime time.  Never cared much for Mona, the sex-crazed grandmother.  Didn't care for Tony Danza or Judith Light either.  They all just struck me as predictably annoying.  Still do. 

Please do not share this material with ex-head coach Brian Flores and/or Miami Dolphins owner Stephen Ross.


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