It's probably been a little over a year since I've done a fast food parody.
- #74. Subway (My Way - Frank Sinatra)
- #73. Wendy's (Angie - Rolling Stones)
- #72. These Fries (These Eyes - The Guess Who)
- #71. Slime After Slime (Time After Time - Cyndi Lauper)
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| Trump lunch! Orange Prolapse tested. Orange Prolapse approved. |
So without further adieu, may I present "Takeout."
Takeout
sonofsaf
I want McFlurry milkshake you heard what I said
Outta my way you drive thru clown
Well fucking meat comes from a cow
Unless that you pretend
Vegan no doubt, vegan no doubt
You know we want some takeout
Gimme takeout
I don’t care if I look fat
I don’t care if I look fat
You know we want some takeout
Gimme takeout
I don’t care if I look fat
I don’t care if I look fat
You know we want some takeout
Fast food’s cheap and that’s the case
Efficient too
The ground beef could be fake
Like news for you
Bring your animosity
Donald Trump we will defend
You’re fat and lazy, because high fructose will tend
To give you a case of the gout
You McDonald’s jag-off, you McDonald’s jag-off
Cum to the ground and play
Cum to the ground and play
Ronald’s a clown, Donald’s a clown
You know we want some takeout
Gimme takeout
I don’t care if I look fat
I don’t care if I look fat
You know we want some takeout
Gimme takeout
I don’t care if I look fat
I don’t care if I look fat
I don’t care if I look fat
Takeout!
Takeout!
Takeout!
Takeout!
Go, go, go!
You know we want some takeout
Gimme takeout
I don’t care if I look fat
I don’t care if I look fat
You know we want some takeout
Gimme takeout
I don’t care if I look fat
I don’t care if I look fat
I don’t care if I look fat
I don’t care if I look fat
You know we want some takeout
Gimme takeout
Gimme takeout
Yeah!
Breakout
Foo Fighters
You make me dizzy running circles in my head
One of these days I'll chase you down
Well look who's going crazy now
We're face to face my friend
Better get out, better get out
You know you make me break out
Make me break out
I don't wanna look like that
I don't wanna look like that
You know you make me break out
Make me break out
I don't wanna look like that
I don't wanna look like that
You know you make me break out
You can see this on my face
It's all for you
The more and more I take
I break right through
Therapy still scares me
Putting me on my back again
I may be crazy, little frayed around the ends
One of these days I'll phase you out
Burn it in the blast off, burn it in the blast off
Watching me crawl away
Watching me crawl away
Try to get out, try to get out
You know you make me break out
Make me break out
I don't wanna look like that
I don't wanna look like that
You know you make me break out
Make me break out
I don't wanna look like that
I don't wanna look like that
I don't wanna look like that
Break out!
Break out!
Break out!
Break out!
Go, go, go!
You know you make me break out
Make me break out
I don't wanna look like that
I don't wanna look like that
You know you make me break out
Make me break out
I don't wanna look like that
I don't wanna look like that
I don't wanna look like that
I don't wanna look like that
You know you make me break out
Make me break out
Make me break out
Yeah!
In all my days of partying, I've never seen anyone pull off the infamous "strikeout." That's when you take a hit of weed, do a shot, chug a beer, and then exhale. I'd never seen this magical feat until I was at a regular season 2005 Steelers game on Gold Lot 1. This random tailgating dude, probably in his mid 20's, performed a strikeout as the song Monkey Wrench was blasting in the background. Totally nailed it.
My point --- I think there should be a McDonald's value meal "Takeout Challenge." Starting February 29, 2022, the new McPick 2 menu will cost $5. It
includes your choice of Big Mac, Filet-o-Fish, Quarter Pounder or 10-piece chicken
nuggets. And of course it comes with fries and a drink. The objective is to consume all of it within 60 seconds. Post accordingly on TikCock, SnapShit, FallopianTube, whatever.
Foo Fighters:
7-9-03, Chevrolet Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA
7-26-08, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
9-23-11, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
8-25-15, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-19-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
Please do not share this material with CEO Chris Kempczinski who claims to dine at McDonald's "5 times a week." Maybe I'll do a parody for Kempczinski (5 Days A Week --- Paul McCartney). Maybe not.
A personal confession: I order a large fry with 2 packets of ketchup... about once a year.
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