#1030. Gay Brady Gay

Tom Brady once told Howard Stern that Rob Gronkowski's penis was "amazing."  Other than that singular snippet, most of the "Tom Brady is gay" accusations come from Steelers fans, Ravens fans, Bills fans, Jets fans, etc.  And on it goes.

Butt there has never been any reasonably definitive evidence presented that Brady is a homosexual.

Until now.  Aside from that intentionally curious photoshop, may I present the latest narrative.  Behold the evidence.

 

Gay Brady Gay
sonofsaf

Gay, Brady, gay, gay anal entry instead
Gay, Brady, gay, gay anal entry instead
Whatever asshole he wants he will find
And he will fuck you and it will be fine

Gay, Brady, gay, gay anal entry instead
Play, Brady, play, play the plan’s to defile
No matter what you say, fucked in the ass for awhile
His ass is dirty he has bad hygiene
As though he lives in an outhouse latrine.

Play, Brady, play, play the plan’s to defile
His dick is no longer cuming on your face and chin
But for goodness sake he’ll fuck you too
Condom is not stronger fits you like a glove
Jesus Christ was a fucking Jew.

Gay, Brady, gay, gay anal entry instead
Play, Brady, play, play with your Super Bowl rings instead
He’s gonna let you take a big fat bite
Gonna fuck you ’til the morning light
Play, Brady, play, play with your Super Bowl rings instead.

 

Lay Lady Lay
Bob Dylan

Lay, lady, lay, lay across my big brass bed
Lay, lady, lay, lay across my big brass bed
Whatever colors you have in your mind
I'll show them to you and you'll see them shine.

Lay, lady, lay, lay across my big brass bed
Stay, lady, stay, stay with your man awhile
Until the break of day, let me see you make him smile
His clothes are dirty but his hands are clean
And you're the best thing that he's ever seen.

Stay, lady, stay, stay with your man awhile
Why wait any longer for the world to begin
You can have your cake and eat it too
Why wait any longer for the one you love
When he's standing in front of you.

Lay, lady, lay, lay across my big brass bed
Stay, lady, stay, stay while the night is still ahead
I long to see you in the morning light
I long to reach for you in the night
Stay, lady, stay, stay while the night is still ahead.

 

Dedicated to my friend Sharon N.  Thirty years ago, while driving down the back of Chicken Neck Hill in Wheeling, West Virginia, this tune came on the radio and you mentioned how it was your all-time favorite song.  That being the original.  Not my sick, twisted parody.

Bob Dylan:

7-18-99, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA (w/ Paul Simon)

11-5-99, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA (w/ Phil Lesh)

8-6-03, Germain Amphitheater, Columbus, OH (w/ The Dead)

8-20-06, Falconi Field, Washington, PA

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